Hope

Jack Thorne

• Publisher: Nick Hern Books
• Year: 2015
• eBook ISBN: 9781780015538
• Topic: Literature
• Subtopic: British Drama
• Index: Literature

'We live in an age of cuts. We are a working-class town, that's our strength – and in the current climate, our weakness.'

An urgent political play from the writer behind Let The Right One In and This is England '86. Hope is a funny and scathing fable attacking the squeeze on local government.

How do you save twenty-two million pounds? Mark and Hilary, the leaders of the Council, are about to find out.

Jack Thorne's play Hope premiered at the Royal Court Theatre, London, in November 2014.

Prologue

LAURA. Hello.

Merry Christmas.

My grandmother always told me that if I was a good girl Father Christmas would come.

My grandfather told me she was lying.

I thought it was safer to be a good girl – in case she wasn’t. Lying.

I told her I was a good girl.

She asked me what I thought a good girl was.

And I just laughed.

She liked that.

Did I say already Merry Christmas?

I don’t believe in Father Christmas any more.

I stopped believing – well, I won’t tell you when…

This is –

This is the story of my town.

This is the story of good men – and women – good – people.

This is the story of my year in politics.

ACT ONE

Scene One

It’s night. MARK’s flat. Which is a nice-enough flat.

MARK. The council is required to have £64 million of savings by 2017.

This year this means losing £22 million from our projected budget.

Now this is all to be expected, we live in an age of cuts after all. Cost savings have been a priority for this Council for the last few years and the main focus of our activity. But that means the cost savings are no longer something we’re afraid of – we intend to attack this head-on. This Council is one that isn’t afraid to make the hard decisions. Hard and right.

He makes a face to himself.

This Council is one that isn’t afraid to make the hard decisions. As long as they’re also the right decisions. We’re currently re-examining every single cost – every single entry on our books to find where the savings can come with the least damage to front-line services.

Thank you – any questions.

JULIE. I don’t understand – in an age of cuts – I thought austerity measures were largely being phased out now – that Britain is booming.

MARK. I can’t speak for the country – I can speak for this Council. And I can tell you that in this part of the world – we’re not booming – and the Government changes I already outlined have meant – austerity remains more or less entirely our focus.

JULIE. But if it has – been your focus – Councillor – then why weren’t these cuts better anticipated? Why do you need to re-examine anything? Surely you should have decided months – years ago – where the axe must fall?

MARK. They were – anticipated – anticipated? Anticipated, but not quite at this level.

We previously projected our cuts at £14.1 million. But Government cuts in the Early Intervention Grant used to fund early-years services and the Government’s intention to create a contingency fund from our pot – to cover possible future deficits have created what we believe to be approximately £7.9 million in additional savings. Taking us to £22 million. £22 million we need to save. Is that? Did I just sound really proud of myself for doing some mental arithmetic?

JULIE. It’s fine. Smile.

MARK smiles.

Okay. On to specific areas, after three years of cuts it’s likely you’re going to have to hunt quite hard for these savings… Where are these spending cuts likely to hit?

MARK. Our aim is to make them as painless as possible. To make efficiency savings rather than cut services, but undoubtedly hard decisions will have to be made…

JULIE. Will for instance rubbish collection…

MARK. I could go through your list with you – but the truth is, key decisions have yet to be made. All I can say is that these decisions will be taken with the utmost care and… I’m fucking this up, aren’t I?

JULIE. Fundamentally, why, in a time –

MARK. I shouldn’t have interrupted you…

JULIE. Interruptions are fine.

Deputy Leader, surely you can give us some indication on where the cuts will fall…

MARK. The Government cuts and the resultant budgetary savings –

JULIE. Breathe.

MARK. The Government cuts and the –

JULIE. Honestly, Mark, breathe…

MARK. The Government cuts – breathe – and the resultant budget – breathe – ary – savings – breathe –

JULIE. Now you’re sounding like Malcolm Rifkind.

MARK. – are going to fall harder on us than anyone else. I can’t lie to you about that. We’re a working-class town, and the sectors which have kept us in employment are both in long-term decline and have yet to emerge from their short-term dip, and so our dependence on central government support has bitten us harder than it might of other more affluent towns.

JULIE. That’s good. That’s great.

MARK. But our weaknesses are also our strengths.

As a working-class town we’re not afraid… Am I just repeating myself?

JULIE. You’re doing fine. Repeating yourself is good.

MARK. It feels like I’m talking utter bollocks.

JULIE. The working-class thing. Not being afraid. It was nice.

MARK. You sure?

JULIE. Start again.

From the beginning. Councillor, how does it feel to be presiding over the worst cuts in the history of this town? Cuts that just seem to continue on year after year?

MARK. The Council is required to have £64 million of savings by 2017. This year this means losing £22 million from our projected budget. We live in the age of cuts. To ignore the cuts is to ignore… What did I say…?

JULIE. You shouldn’t know this all by rote. It’s good to vary…

MARK. We live in the age of cuts.

Shit.

We live in an age of cuts.

JULIE. We live in an age of cunts.

MARK. We live in an age of cunts. To ignore the cunts is to ignore reality.

JULIE smiles.

JULIE. It’s nice. It works.

MARK. We live in the age of cutting cunts. To cut a cunt you just insert your knife and pull.

JULIE looks at MARK.

Too much?

JULIE. Vaginal mutilation might not go down so well with the women’s vote.

MARK. No.

JULIE. Oh, and your flies are open.

He checks. He exclaims.

MARK. This sodding suit. It just does it. Automatically.

JULIE. Your flies just open… automatically…

MARK. Yes.

JULIE. Automatically?

MARK. Yes. Yes. Should I – do we do it again?

They look at each other a moment more.

I do think – I do think this is going to be a shit time – and I have a truly shit job – but I do think we can be the – I do think we can make the best of it better than anyone else can.

JULIE. And that’s why it’s worth doing the shit job? You should say that.

MARK. I mean that.

JUL...

Table of contents

• Cover
• Title Page
• Contents
• Dedication
• Epigraph
• Original Production
• Characters
• Hope
• About the Author
• Copyright and Performing Rights Information