ACT ONE
A late afternoon in June. A garden beneath the branches of old trees. Part of a house with a veranda can be seen. On the path a table is laid for tea and snacks. Benches, chairs, a guitar. Itās overcast and heavy, the sense of a storm brewing.
NANA, a slow-moving woman in her seventies, sits knitting. ASTROV, a doctor in his forties, is strolling back and forth. Heās a fine-looking man, but a sense of his mortality hangs about him, giving him a darker energy. Unseen beneath a pile of old coats VANYA sleeps on the veranda.
NANA. Will you stop walking up and down? Youāre making me seasick.
ASTROV. Iām sorryā¦
NANA. Drink some tea.
ASTROV. Iām not sure I can.
NANA. Then be done with it and have a vodka.
ASTROV. You think Iām that bad? I donāt drink every single day you know!
NANA. Oh. I see. I didnāt realise.
ASTROV considers for a moment.
ASTROV. Nana?
NANA. Mm?
ASTROV. How long have we known each other?
NANA. How long? Too long! Iām joking. Well, a long time. Sonyaās mother was still alive, soā¦
ASTROV. Thatās right.
NANA. So what ā sixteen, seventeen years?
ASTROV. Yes, it must be. You think Iāve changed? In that time?
NANA. Oh God yes. You used to be gorgeous. Young and dashing ā we were all mad about you. And now ā well ā youāre olderā¦
ASTROV. Yes.
NANA. ā¦Still handsome, thereās no denying that. We all like that. But alsoā¦
ASTROV. Whatā¦
NANA. ā¦Well you drink now.
ASTROV. Yes.
NANA. Soā¦
ASTROV. No, itās true. Iām a completely different person, youāre right.
NANA. Youāre not a completely different person but youāre a drinker now, and what of it? Good for you. So what?
ASTROV. You know why I drink, donāt you? Because Iām worn out! The moment I lie down, itās bang bang at the door. Up and out to someoneās deathbed. Sometimes twenty miles away. And the rare nights when no one bangs at the door? Well you lie awake anyway ā in dread of the knock that never comes! So of course you age and wither and get old. Who wouldnāt? Thatās what happens.
NANA (shrugs. Almost to herself). If you can hold your drink, what of it?
ASTROV. You start going a bit wonky because you have to. I mean, look at this beard ā have you seen it, Nana?
They laugh.
NANA. I like it!
ASTROV. No you donāt!
NANA. No I do! I donāt.
ASTROV. I mean everybody gets a bitā¦ but you knowā¦ I just never really feel anything any more, thatās what it is. I never look forward to anything.
NANA (fondly, trying to rouse his spirits). Oh Doctorā¦
She holds out her hand to him. He comes to her.
ASTROV. Except you, Nana. Iāll always love you. When I was a little boy I had a lovely nana just like you. Gave me long deep hugs. I used to feel like nothing could harm me.
NANA. You remind me of someone too. Please ā have a drink.
ASTROV (shakes his head). During Lent, earlier this year, I went up to MalitskĆ³e ā typhus epidemic. Theyād thrown all the sick ones into huts ā side by side on the floor, pigs coming in and out. Filthy. Depressing. I never stopped all day. Nothing to eat. By the time I got home I could hardly stand.
Bang bang bang on the door, they carry in thisā¦ boy. Trainee signalman. Stock car had sliced off half his foot. I got him up on the table, quickly gave him the chloroform and he ā he just died. Right there. And just when you could really do without it ā all my feelings came back. I felt like I had killed him. They were all looking at me ā asking me if he was alright ā and I just sat on theā¦ Just covered my eyes. All I could think was why canāt it be a hundred or two hundred years from now. You know? Weāll all be gone, none of it will matter. I mean, the people then, will they even remember us? Have anything good to say about us? Theyāll just forget all about us.
NANA. The people may not remember but God will.
VANYA is waking up on the veranda.
ASTROV (laughs mordantly). Yes! Well said, Nana. (Absently.) Yes.
VANYA. Yes! (Yawns and stretches, getting up, looking about.) Yes indeed! What were we talking about?
ASTROV. Typhus.
VANYA. Lovely.
ASTROV. Good sleep?
VANYA. Too good. Horrible black hole in the middle of the day. You see this is whatās happened! Ever since the professor and his young bride returned theyāve knocked me right off my beanpole. I take these stupid catnaps in the middle of the day which means I wander about awake all night. Iāve missed all the regular mealtimes, so I stuff my face with snacks which means I drink too much wine which means then I start into the liqueurs which inevitably lead me on to the spirits ā which always knock me sideways ā suddenly I wake up, Iāve missed my breakfast, Iāve missed my lunch, and the whole blasted nightmare starts all over again. Itās no good. I need to be occupied. I need to be worn out, because of all myā¦
ASTROV. Your nervous energy.
VANYA. Yes ā my energy, itās not nervous. Itāsā¦
ASTROV. Itās edgy.
VANYA (enjoying his friendās familiarity). Itās a little bit edgy. But ever since the professor came Iāmā¦ well Sonyaās quicker than me, and her eyesightās better so she gets it all done before I even wake up so Iāmā¦
ASTROV. Youāre cast adrift.
VANYA. Iāve been cast adrift. Havenāt I, Nana?
NANA. The professor never even stirs till noon. Before he came we always ate our dinner at the normal hour of twelve oāclock in the afternoon, same as everyone else all over the world, didnāt we, Vanya?
VANYA. Yes, Nana.
NANA. You know what time the professor eats his dinner?
ASTROV. I donāt know.
NANA. Go on, guess.
ASTROV. I donāt know.
NANA. Six oāclock! Six oāclock in the evening!
VANYA. Six oāclock.
NANA. Six oāclock.
ASTROV. Good Lord.
NANA. Then up he sits the whole night, reading, writing, working, insists on keeping that poor young girl heās married up with him, āattending his needsā. Suddenly then, at three oāclock in the morning, heās ringing the bellā¦
ASTROV. What bell?
VANYA. Heās brought a bell.
NANA. Weāre all supposed to come running.
VANYA. Everybodyās up.
NANA. āTea! Tea for the professor!ā At three oāclock in the morning! I ask you. No one gets a momentās rest.
ASTROV. How long are they staying?
VANYA. Staying? Theyāre not staying ā theyāre moving here!
ASTROV. To live?
VANYA. The universityās retired him off! Took his apartment back. He canāt afford to live in the city.
NANA (attending the hot water). I mean look at this. You know how long Iāve been keeping this hot water on the go now? Two hours. āTea! Tea for the professor!ā he says two hours ago, then up he suddenly announces, āIām going for a walk.ā
VANYA. āA quick walk.ā
NANA. A quick walk.
VANYA. āQuick inspection.ā
NANA. Quick inspection. And weāre all supposed to justā¦
Voices and laughter are heard coming through the garden.
TELEGIN (in the distance, indistinct). So I ended up paying twice what I paid for it before I sold it for half what I got it for in the first place!
SEREBRYAKOV (in the distance). Thatās very good!
Upstage, beneath the branches at the far end of the garden, SEREBRYAKOV, SONYA and TELEGIN are returning from their strollā¦
NANA. Give you a pain up your backsideā¦
VANYA. Look ā heāll hear you. Donāt give him the satisfaction.
SONYA. And you havenāt even seen whatās happening at the old forest yet, Papa.
TELEGIN. Yes, wait till you see up there.
SONYA. We can go tomorrow.
VANYA. Professor! Your tea is ready.
SEREBRYAKOV (on his way towards the house)....