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'Looking out over the country, this country, where I was born and raised, I wonder what's going to become of us. Because this can't be the future, can it? Everyone just... changing the rules?' Roger thinks the world's gone mad. He hates his job, his ex-wife torments him and to top it all, his girlfriend just discovered feminism. Roger's about to lose his shit. Until he discovers Angry Alan: online activist and "voice of reason"... A darkly comic new play about masculinity in crisis from award-winning Penelope Skinner, performed by Donald Sage Mackay.
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ANGRY ALANFor Donald
Acknowledgements
Donald Sage Mackay. David Ledingham at Aspen Fringe Festival. Hemant Bharatram and Rukmini Chatterjee at the Shriram Centre, Delhi. Francesca Moody. Janfarie & Andrew Skinner. Ginny Skinner. Cathy King at 42. James Grieve at Paines Plough. George Spender and Konstantinos Vasdekis at Oberon Books. The actor Chris Campbell.
I.
Where It All Beginsā¦
ROGER talks to the audience.
Do you ever do that thing where you think to yourself
I should really go for a run
so you look out the window
but hmm. That sky looks kind of ominous. Doesnāt it? So you pick up your phone to check the weather
see if itās going to rain
but when you look at your phone youāve got a message or an email so you open the message or the email and it contains like
a link to an article or whatever so you click on it and you read it and itās interesting enough to keep you reading to the end so you read to the end and then at the bottom of the page you see another link and this one is like
āYouāre not gonna believe what they found when they cut open this giant snake,ā and youāre like well okay that Iāve gotta read so you read it and then next to that article is a photograph of a celebrity on the beach that you need to take a closer look at so you do and so on and so on and eventually
you realize time has sort of
and itās forty minutes later and you put your phone down and wonder what you were doing and remember you were going to go for a run but when you look outside itās raining so
why am I telling you that? Oh right. Because that is exactly how I first find Alan. Which when I think about it
is where it all begins. Itās Monday morning and just to provide you with some context
on this particular Monday morning
things are what I would consider to be
normal. Not the old normal. The old normal is long gone. On a Monday morning
Roger-from-before would be getting in his fancy car and heading into the office. But what youāre looking at here is Roger-Now. And Roger-Now is the third assistant store manager in the Walnut Creek Safeway and he doesnāt work Mondays and if youāre wondering what the third assistant store manager does
you know when you have to bring something back to the store and youāre complaining to the checker? And sheās not dealing with your complaint to your satisfaction so you say,
āIād like to see the managerā? The guy who comes along at that point? Itās not the actual store manager just so you know. His name is Tim and heās sitting up in his fancy glass office on the second floor. We actually went to high school together which is how I got this job. But thatās a whole nother story. Point is you donāt need to worry about Tim because you never meet Tim. See? But me? Sure. Iām the guy who comes to help. Iām not in a suit Iām in a shirt and tie and Iāve got a badge and it says my name is Roger and Iām happy to help. And apparently it also says: Iām a guy you can yell at. Sometimes if youāre mad enough you can threaten me with physical violence. But Iāll just offer you a refund and tell you Iām very sorry and I hope youāll continue to choose Safeway for all your shopping needs. Because thatās store policy and I know better than to go up against store policy. Where am I going with this? Oh right. Iām at the beginning. And itās Monday morning
and Iām awake early and Iām considering exercising when I fall into your average google vortex but this time
instead of forty minutes of pointless surfing
I end up watching a video about history
which is kind of amazing
so I watch it again. Then I click on a link underneath to the man who uploaded it. He calls himself Angry Alan. And heās a pioneer of something they call The Menās Rights Movement. Have you heard of that? Apparently what it is is itās a natural evolution from the womenās movement because basically:
in a nutshell: since feminism was so successful
things have gone too far the other way. Weāre now living in a āGynocentric Societyā and now
now itās like Beyonce says: Who runs the world?
Women. And because of this
ordinary men are really beginning to suffer. And Alan doesnāt just say these things: he backs it up with evidence. Statistics. Data. Heās got his own website. Angry Alan dot com. Heās got his own YouTube Channel. Angry Alan TV. And before I know it Iām reading more and more
I spend five hours reading
and watching videos about menās rights and at certain points Iām vaguely aware of Courtney coming in going āWhat are you doing?ā and Iām like
āReading,ā and sheās like āWhat are you reading?ā and I keep reading and sheās like āWhat are you reading?ā and I keep reading and she says, āYou know Roger
your ability to ignore the sound of my voice is so offensively patriarchal,ā and I keep reading and sheās like āROGER,ā and Iām like āWhat?ā and sheās like āJesus Christ. Never mind. Iām making a sandwich then Iām going to Melissaās,ā and Iām like
āOkay sure Iāll take a sandwich. Thanks,ā and I keep on reading and watching videos and at some point
Iām not sure exactly when but at a certain point I find myself
up on my feet
in the bedroom
and something incredible happens and the best way I can describe it is like this:
A red light flashes and an alarm sounds. ROGER is in a state of rapture.
This is what they call: my red pill moment!
The light/alarm stops.
Because for the first time in a really long time I feel like someone is speaking to me in a language which I completely understand and for the first time in a really
really long time I feel like someone is saying something which makes me feel
like
good about myself. Because you know
I havenāt felt good for a while. And I mean maybe years. And I can say that now. Because one of the first things Alan talks about is that in our society
men arenāt allowed to talk about their feelings. Itās so hard for us men to say things like: Hey. Iām Roger. I feel like I could have done so much more with my life. I feel inadequate. I feel like a failure. And until this morning
I didnāt even know thatās what I was feeling. I thought maybe I had bowel cancer? Because Iāve also been reading a lot of medical websites? And I had a lot of the symptoms. Of a lot of different diseases. Most of em. Actually. But now I realize this pain in my gut and the fatigue and the rage I sometimes feel is the result of the toxicity of my own history and the bearing of the burden of my own suffering for all these years without ever acknowledging its legitimacy or even worse
blaming myself for it. But in this moment
here in my bedroom on a Monday morning in May
with the sound of the rain on the window I start to learn
thanks to Alan
that maybe itās not actually all my fault. Itās like
itās like
Iāve been living in a cage, right? Iām like a man whoās been living in a cage but he didnāt know it. He was unhappy. And the reason he was unhappy was because of the cage. But he didnāt know about the cage. So he didnāt know why he was unhappy. And when I take the red pill it doesnāt solve the problem. Iām still in the cage. But at least I know about the cage. And realizing that Iām in a cage. Is like
so liberating
that I make a decision: I say to myself these exact words: out loud I say:
āThings are going to change around here.ā
And once Iāve said it
thereās no going back.
MENāS RIGHTS VIDEO
(about how men are intrinsically GOOD)
(about how men are intrinsically GOOD)
I text the video link to Joe. My son?
Me
www.angryalan.com/aremengreatorgood.av
He lives with my ex-wife. And I havenāt seen him for about eight months or something because heās supposedly having this ārough timeā but no one will tell me what itās about? So I text him the link. I want to make sure
whatever heās going through
I just want him to know: youāre intrinsically good, son. Weāre good and weāre brave and weāre clever and people just like us have done some pretty awesome things and donāt you ever let anyone make you feel like youāre not worth something just because youāre a man. Of course I donāt say that in my text I just send him the link. But I think heāll get the message.
II.
fish tacos
So the next significant event
is probably this evening a few weeks later when Courtney makes fish tacos. Not because of the tacos themselves which are
like much of Courtneyās cooking
fairly unremarkable
but because this is when I first find out about the conference. Iāve signed up to a couple of menās rights mailing lists and as a result Iāve been getting a lot of emails. In fact I havenāt had so many emails since I was at A T&T. And itās keeping me quite busy. Which is why Iām on my phone during dinner
and Iām just about to open my last unrea...
Table of contents
- Front Cover
- Half-Title Page
- Title Page
- Copyright Page
- Contents
- Angry Alan
- Fucked