Everything You Want to Know about the Bible

Peter Douglas Downey, Ben James Shaw

• Publisher: Zondervan
• Year: 2010
• ISBN:
  9780310872184
• Topic: Theology & Religion
• Subtopic: Biblical Reference

It's the bestselling book ever. It's been translated into more than 2, 000 languages. It's changed people's lives around the world. No, it's not Thin Thighs in 30 Days... it's the Bible!Yet the Bible remains about as well-understood to many people as your typical software license agreement—and about as exciting. That's too bad, because the Bible is exciting, and it doesn't have to be a mystery.Whether you're new to the Bible and think the book of Job is a guide to finding the perfect career, or your rusty Bible knowledge needs a spit-and-polish, or you just want a fresh look at the book you've read so many times, this is the book for you. No dry theological treatise, it's written in an engaging, humorous style you will enjoy. In short, readable chapters, the authors first answer some basic questions: Who wrote the Bible? Is it accurate? How do you find your way around it? And how did Noah fit all those animals into the ark anyway? (Well, maybe not that, but there's still plenty of trivia in there.) Then they take you on a guided tour from Genesis to Revelation, summarizing important people, events, and themes. You'll get a good foundation for understanding and an excitement for reading this most important of books, the Bible."The title says it all! It's an inspiring trailer for the Best Book in the World. Read it front to back or just dip in—either way it does the biz." —Rob Lacey, author of the word on the street, actor and broadcaster

Part 1
THE GREAT JOURNEY

Chapter 1
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
…THE BIBLE!

Try this quick quiz.

What Is It?

• It is a book, a best seller that most people on the planet have at one time read or at least casually glanced at.
• It has touched countless people with its insights and information.
• The English-language version is now distributed in over seventy countries.
• It opens doorways and tells us a lot about ourselves and our world.
• It is to be found in pretty well every library on the planet.
• It is available in thirty-seven foreign-language translations.
• Sales of this book are phenomenal, totalling somewhere up near the 100-million mark worldwide.

And the name of the book?

What was that you said? The Bible? Sorry, no. Wrong. Do not pass Go. Do not collect two hundred dollars.

It is actually Guinness World Records. Now, the Guinness is a good read and has some pretty impressive sales figures. And it also contains life-changing information, like the fact that in 1998 some guy blasted a strand of spaghetti nineteen centimetres ^* from one nostril. On every measurable scale, however, Guinness is chicken feed when compared to the world’s best-selling book, which is, as you already know…wait for it…trumpet fanfare, please! (bup-dudda-bup, bup-bup-bup-baaaa)…the Bible.

It has been translated into over 2,200 languages and dialects. As a point of comparison, the works of William Shakespeare have been translated into only 50 languages. Bible Societies are currently working in over 200 countries producing translations in almost 500 new languages. They distribute over 500 million Bibles and Bible portions annually.

In the past twenty years, over 100 million copies of the Good News Bible have been printed. In China alone, almost 2.5 million Bibles are distributed each year. Despite its "thees" and "thous" from the seventeenth century, 13 million copies of the King James Bible are sold every year—to say nothing of the umpteen other versions that are walking out of bookshops around the globe every second of every day.

In the past two centuries, an estimated 5 billion (yes folks, not thousand, not even million, but billion, with a B^* – that’s 5 with nine 0s after it) Bibles have been printed. Wouldn’t you just love to be the publisher who signed up the contract for that print run!

These figures are pretty staggering. In fact, they are so big it almost defies comprehension. So think of it like this: for about the past two hundred years, a Bible has been sold every few seconds of every minute of every hour of every day. At the same sales rate, the Guinness World Records would have sold out after only a few years.

If you were to stack these Bibles one on top of each other, you would have a tower 78,000 kilometres^** tall. It would take the space shuttle travelling at full tilt over two hours to get to the top of the tower, and if the tower ever fell over, it would knock the earth out of orbit and start another ice age.

The Bible is an awesome book that has had a critical impact on the shape of our world.

Or think of it like this: if you were to lay all these Bibles end to end in a single line, they would…well, let’s just say they would go lots and lots of times around the world and then make a three-lane bible-paved expressway up Mount Everest just because it was there. But the awesomeness of the Bible goes beyond simple sales figures. It is an awesome book that has had a critical impact on the shape of our world. For almost two thousand years, billions of people have been influenced by it, whether indirectly as the basis of law and morality in their country or directly as their personal guidebook to life, both physical and spiritual.

Half the people you know were probably named after someone in the Bible – like Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Paul, Ringo…Dan, Sarah, Eve, Adam, Mary, Jesus (if you live in South America), Rachel, Liz, Becky, Debbie, Mike, Zac, Joe, Josh, and on top of that, who doesn’t know at least one Maher-Shalal-Hash-Baz.

• No other book even comes close to it.
• No other book is held in such high regard.
• No other book has been smuggled in so many car boots across dangerous borders.
• No other book has appeared so often in the top drawer of hotel bedside tables.
• No other book has been so widely studied (except maybe Pride and Prejudice).
• No other book has caused so much debate and controversy.
• No other book has been “sworn” over so much in courtrooms.
• No other book is so misunderstood by people who’ve never read it.
• No other book has had so many people living their life by it.
• No other book has had so many people who died for it.

The Bible shows us how to be in relationship with God.

Which leaves us with only one question: Why? Why is the Bible so popular, so translated, so widely read and so massively published? Because the pages make good cigarette paper? Don’t think so. Because of the illustrations? No, because everyone knows Phantom comics have the best illustrations.

It is because the Bible tells us about God. If you were to put the Bible into a nutshell (you’d need a really big magnifying glass to read it), if you were to mortar and pestle it down into a single definition, it would be this:

The Bible shows us how to be in relationship with God.

Which is the biggest and most exciting topic of all time. But more of that in the chapters to come.

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*About seven and a half inches, for those of you not used to metric measures.

*In some countries this number is called Milliard, with an M.

**48,500 miles.

Chapter 2
WHAT’S IN A NAME?

What do the words The Holy Bible mean?

We, Ben and Pete, are both the proud owners of crusty old Bibles with pages falling out and the covers hanging on desperately. We got them when we were about sixteen, so we’re a little attached to them in a nostalgic way.^* Both Bibles are covered in grainy black leather and have three words printed on the cover: The Holy Bible.

Names often have meanings. Ben, for example, means “son of right hand”, and Peter means “rock”. But what do the words The Holy Bible mean? Before we even open the book, let’s look at these three words.

The

Webster’s Dictionary says that the definite article the is “used as a function word to indicate that a following noun or noun equivalent is a unique or a particular member of its class”.

You may well say, so what?

One thing we can get out of this is that like the King, Elvis Presley, there is only one. Elvis was not a king. He was the King. The Bible is the Bible as opposed to a Bible. Sure, there are different language translations, but they’re still the Bible. You can’t go into a bookshop and say, “Hey, have you got that Bible in stock, the one where Jesus doesn’t die but goes on to be a successful sailor with his own Mediterranean ferry company? No? Um…what about the one where Noah discovers crop circles in Mesopotamia?” There aren’t lots of Bibles. There is only the Bible.

Holy

If something is holy, it is special to God. It is considered to be sacred and set apart for a special task. It belongs to God and is of great spiritual worth.^** The Bible is not just any old book. It is a special book from God. Its writings are considered significant, sacred and important.

The Bible gives us insight into who we are, why we’re here, what our purpose is and what the future is all about. It is a book of real truth that can change your life like no other. You won’t find that in a lifestyle magazine.

Bible

The Bible is God’s one and only special book.

Some people think that the word Bible is some sort of special mysterious name. Not so. The word Bible comes from the Latin translation of the Greek word biblia, which simply means “books”. The singular biblos (“book”) was the name given to the outer coat of a papyrus reed, which was used in Egypt as writing material. By the second century AD, Christians were using this word to describe their special writings. It’s the same word root that gives us bibliography (which is a list of books) and bibliophile (who is a lover of books). Biblos, however, does not give us the word bib, which is an item of protective clothing for toddlers at mealtimes and has nothing to do with God or books or anything like that.

In contemporary usage, a “bible” is a book that has authority, one that you can’t do without. People refer to the Jimi Hendrix riff book as “the guitar player’s bible” or the guidebook to the Appalachian Trail as “the camper’s bible”. Some books even put the word bible in their title to make them sound important, like The Consumer’s Bible: A Guide to Nontoxic Household Products or The Survival Bible: Surviving a Nuclear Winter, but let’s face it, these are just silly bibles.

So there you have it. The Holy Bible is God’s one and only special book.

Wow! And we haven’t even got past the cover yet – and that, of course, is where all the good stuff lies.

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*Especially Pete. Give his age, his Bible is much older! –Ben

**This does not explain, however, why Robin always used to say “Holy Smoke!” whenever Batman was handcuffed to a bomb with a sizzling fuse.

Chapter 3
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW

What’s with the Bible’s strange table of contents?

Okay, we’re past the front cover and into the table of contents.

Two things are immediately apparent:

• The Bible is broken up into two main sections, the Old Testament and the New Testament.
• The Bible is made up of sixty-six individual pieces of writing (called “books”), some of which have foreign-sounding and mysterious titles.

Before we go any further, let’s look at these two features.

The Two Sections: The Old Testament and the New Testament

Granted, “The Old Testament” and “The New Testament” are not wildly creative titles. A modern publishing company would probably call the two parts of the Bible something more exciting, like “War and Peace: The History of Israel” and “Baby Born in Shed Saves World”. But at least you get the idea that the Bible is in two bits – an older bit and a newer bit.

The words old and new are pretty straightforward: old meaning “having existed for a long time” or “from long ago”, and new meaning “of recent origin”.^*

The word testament is a translation of an ancient Greek word that referred to a body of writing written by a person or a group of people who witnessed something important. Hence, the word testify.

Another way of referring to the Old and New Testaments is “the old covenant” and “the new covenant”. The word covenant simply means “agreement”, or if you want to be really colloquial, “deal”.

The Old Testament

The Old Testament is made up of the thirty-nine older books of the Bible that testify to and record the events before Jesus was born in what we refer to as BC times (before Christ). It describes the “old deal” that God had with the people of earth in the early days of human history.

The Old Testament begins with the origin of the world and the creation of the human race but quickly focuses on God’s dealings with one particular family who would over time become the nation of Israel. To save the human race, God makes a covenant, or deal, with the people of Israel and continues to renew this deal through a number of key leaders, such as Moses. The essence of God’s old deal was that he would be their God and would bless them and give them a place to live. In return, they were to honour him and be an example to the rest of the world so that all people would come to know and worship God. God gave the Israelites rules (or commandments) to live by and regulations relating to good living and worship.

The main thing to know here is that because of Jesus’ life, death and resurrection, anyone could be “mates with God”.

The Old Testament then pretty well follows the history and religious life of ancient Israel, covering a fifteen-hundred-year period, from about 1900 BC to 400 BC. During these fifteen hundred years, the Israelites have their good and bad moments as they endeavour to keep God’s commandments and honour his deal. But eventually they come unstuck and fail to honour their side of the deal with God in numerous w...

Table of contents

• Cover Page
• Title Page
• Copyright
• AUTHOR’S NOTE
• Table of Contents
• STUFF AT THE FRONT
• Part 1 THE GREAT JOURNEY
• Part 2 THE BIG PICTURE
• The Old Testament
• THE NEW TESTAMENT
• STUFF AT THE BACK
• About the Publisher
• Share Your Thoughts