The Fable
PART ONE
The Problem
PROVOCATION
Theresa Cousins had never been so mad at her husband, Jude.
Ironically, the comment that sparked her anger wasnât really directed at her specifically and certainly wasnât meant as criticism. In fact, he said it without malice or emotion.
If my clients ran their companies the way we run this family, theyâd be out of business.
That was it.
But as a full-time stay-at-home mom, Theresa couldnât help but feel like the target of the comment. Worse yet, she suspected that Jude might be right.
THERESA
The only sister among three brothers, Theresa Toscana considered herself a little tougher than most of her childhood friends. Receiving a partial scholarship to play volleyball at the University of Notre Dame, she chose mathematics as her major and made extra money by tutoring other athletes who were struggling with their freshman year calculus requirement.
One of those athletes was a tennis player who had a roommate named Jude Cousins, a fellow Californian who wasnât having much trouble with math but did need occasional advice about women. Even after she finished her tutoring assignment with his roommate, Theresa and Jude found excuses to be around each other. The two became friends, though they never dated.
After graduation, Theresa returned to her familyâs home in the San Francisco Bay Area, where she spent two and a half years in what she referred to as âaccounting prison,â bored to tears doing tax audits for companies that held no interest for her. So she went back to school to become a junior high school math teacher, something she would come to love.
It was during her first year in graduate school that she also reconnected with Jude.
REUNION
Having quickly abandoned his aspirations to be a journalist in Chicago, Jude joined the herds of recent college grads moving west to work in high tech. After finding a job with a growing software company, he quickly began climbing the corporate ladder, or more accurately, being pushed up it by an industry on fire.
Living with some college friends in San Francisco, Jude spent many Saturday mornings at a local Irish pub watching Notre Dame football games with fellow alumni. It was there that he saw Theresa, and after watching a disappointing loss, he agreed to have dinner with her at her parentsâ house that night.
Within a week, the old friends began dating, and five years later, to the relief of Theresaâs mother, they were finally married.
For the next few years, Jude and Theresa worked hard at their jobs and enjoyed life in the City, eating out with friends and going to movies whenever they wanted. As much fun as that sounded, quietly they were struggling to start a family. Finally, after two and a half years of trying, Theresa became pregnantâwith twins.
CONTINUOUS CHANGE
Almost to the day that they received the doubly overwhelming news from their doctor, Jude decided to leave his high-tech job and start his own consulting firm, working out of the spare bedroom in the coupleâs new little suburban home fifteen miles east of the City.
By the time the twins, Emily and Hailey, had their first birthday, Theresa had abandoned any plans for an imminent return to teaching, deciding that two infants would be more than enough work for a while.
And when she had Sophia a few years later, Theresa accepted that her teaching career would have to wait even longer, and that her role as a mother would be more than a full-time job. Besides, Judeâs practice had grown much faster than they could have imagined, which meant he would be home to help less than she might have liked and that they would easily be able to afford their modest lifestyle on only one income.
When Sophia was ready to start preschool, Theresa thought life would slow down and allow her to breathe, and maybe even dive back into teaching part-time. Then along came Michael, born on Theresaâs thirty-eighth birthday.
Just like that, Theresa Cousins found herself resuming a daily regimen that would fill her days and nights for the foreseeable future, with no achievable end in sight. It was more than she had expected, and would take its toll on her over the course of the next couple of years.
THE SCHEDULE
As the school year started and Theresa pondered the approach of her fortieth birthday less than four months away (on Christmas Eve), the Cousins family was in various states of full bloom. The twins were almost ten and were just beginning fourth grade, Sophia, nearly six, was entering kindergarten, and Michael, at one and a half, was still two years from preschool. The daily schedule at the Cousins household said it all.
Mondays were relatively easy, with swim practice and piano for the twins after school. Tuesdays were soccer practice for all the girls, which involved Jude coaching Hailey and Emilyâs squad, and Theresa helping out with Sophiaâs amoeba ball team. Wednesdays were the busiest days, with more swimming and a Girl Scout meeting for the twins, as well as Theresaâs Bible study. Thursdays were Theresaâs day to volunteer in the classroom, and another full soccer day, followed by a Friday that always seemed to involve a sleepover or a birthday party of some kind.
Saturdays were a logistics nightmare involving swim meets and soccer games and household chores, and an occasional recital, all with Michael in tow. Sundays were the calmest day of the week, reserved for church, and at least one soccer game or practice. And more often than not, Jude and Theresa had another family over for dinner or a barbecue, filling their house with no less than six kids, which was noisy but wonderful.
Add to that the daily homework, laundry, house cleaning, diapers, groceries, school board meetings, grandparentsâ visits, business trips, and the random illnesses or emotional crises that befall any houseful of four children, and the Cousins family was hanging on for dear life, with Theresa doing most of the hanging.
FEEBLE ATTEMPTS
More and more frequently, Theresa and Jude found themselves engaged in a ritualistic conversation about the need to find sanity in their schedule. Somehow the discussion usually took place in the bathroom while Jude was shaving or brushing his teeth, and would be prompted by Theresa coming in to remind her husband about an unexpected or forgotten item on the schedule that day.
âDonât forget about the parent-teacher meeting tonight,â or âThe twinsâ scrimmage in Walnut Creek starts at six-thirty.â
Jude would stop what he was doing, take a deep breath, and announce, âWe have to cut back our activities.â
âI would love to,â Theresa would respond sincerely though somewhat hopelessly. âWhat can we stop doing?â
And then the husband and wife would proceed to review the various activities on their calendar, justifying each one as being important enough to keep doing, or lamenting a commitment that they had already made from which they couldnât escape.
âClassroom volunteering keeps me involved at school, which I think is important,â Theresa would explain.
Jude would nod his head and ask, âCanât we take the twins out of piano? What were we thinking when we signed them up for that?â
âWell, weâve always said that the girls need some sort of music, and they really like it. At least Hailey does, and she wonât do it if Emily doesnât.â
Jude would gently correct her. âActually, I think it was you who always said that they need music lessons.â
She would pause, and change the subject. âMaybe we should stop swimming.â
Jude would consider it, for a moment. âBut isnât every one of the girlsâ friends in swimming? Thatâs half their social life right there. And ours, for that matter.â
Theresa would agree and then add, âAnd I definitely donât want to stop doing Bible study.â
âAbsolutely not,â Jude would affirm. âIn fact, I should start going too. I need to figure out how to free up my time on Wednesday mornings.â
Theresa would sigh, âI donât know what else we can change. Sometimes I just want to move to the country and live like the Waltons.â
Jude would bow his head in a defeated sign of agreement, and then come to life as though he had a sudden brainstorm.
âHereâs an idea.â Heâd pause, for effect. âLetâs stop changing Michaelâs diapers! That will save us at least an hour a day. Sure, it will be messy, but I think itâll be worth it.â
Theresa would laugh, and then Jude would look at the little clock in the bathroom. âOoh, Iâm going to be late.â
Heâd kiss his wife and hustle out the door with a âSee you at soccer!â or âIâll pick up Sophia from swimming!â or âRemember, Iâm out of town tomorrow night so I canât go to the recital!â
And yet another day of chaos would begin.
Some days Theresa would find herself longing for what her father-in-law annoyingly called a âreal job.â But she knew that this would be her full-time vocation for much of the next decade, and she had decided long ago to take it more seriously than any paid position sheâd ever had.
Which is probably why the comment her husband was about to make set her hair on fire.
SENSITIVITY
They had just put the last of the kids to bed and were cleaning the kitchen. Theresa mentioned a missed dentist appointment and the fee theyâd have to pay as a result. And that prompted Judeâs infamous remark.
âIf my clients ran their companies the way we run this family, theyâd go out of business.â
Knowing his wifeâs passionate nature and her familyâs Italian heritage, Jude wo...