Scene One
Results Day â 18 August 2016
Lights down on stage: BBC News intro music begins playing.
News Reporter enters, prepares to go live. Vocal warm-up. TV pout face etc.
News ReporterGood morning, and thank you for joining us today as the nation wakes up on GCSE results day. This is a monumental day which hundreds and thousands of students across the UK have been waiting for. But one student who wonât be collecting her results today is Yasmin Sheikh, the schoolgirl who has caused quite some controversy in recent weeks, with the Home Secretary dubbing her âTerror Babyâ.
As you can see I am outside her school, Mitcham High, who have refused to comment on the situation. There is a noticeable police presence today. However, the general atmosphere here, as her peers begin to gather, is filled with the usual anticipation and excitement of any other school on results day. But the question still remains: will Yasmin Sheikh, the South London schoolgirl, be coming home?
Aisha enters and finds her envelope on the table.
News ReporterWeâll be reporting back within the hour. Until then, back to you in the studio.
News Reporter takes earpiece out.
News Reporter exits.
AishaI dunno why theyâre filmin this? She ainât here so, whatâs the point? I dunno whatâs goin on today. Iâm just ganna tell you everything I know about Yasmin // leaving so you see for you.
Morgan// Why bovva? She ainât comin back . . .
AishaMorgan. . .!
MorganWhat? Said in the papers âno sign of Terror Babyâ.
AishaShh!
MorganWhat?
AishaDonât call her that . . .
MorganWhat? Terror Bab â
AishaShhhh! Morgan can you just go?
MorganYouâre so borin man . . . (Eying up Aishaâs envelope.) Oi, what dâyou get?
AishaDidnât look yet.
MorganNeither. Waitin till Iâm in the park init, canât be near the feds when I crack this open . . .
She gives Aisha a peek at a bottle of Smirnoff in her bag.
AishaâK . . .
Morgan snatches Aishaâs results out of her hands.
Aisha// Give it back!
Morgan// Shiiit . . . Glad I never copied off you!
AishaPiss off.
MorganYouâre the one whoâll be needin to get pissed. Sure you donât want some of this?
Aisha// No!
Morgan// Ah nah wait itâs halal ainât it? Or haram? Wot dâyou lot say, haram/halal/halal/haram?
AishaMorgan seriously shut up sayin those words!
MorganWhy? Is it haram to say halal?
AishaItâs not a fuckin joke! Theyâll stick me on the programme okay?!
MorganOhmydayz youâre such a buzz killington. N e way wotevz. After this assembly Iâm gettin mash up . . .
She exits.
Aisha (to audience) Oh yeh weâre having some big leavers talk but theyâve got the paparazzi and police here so itâs just a bit weird . . . Look Iâm just ganna tell you everything I know in case somethin happens okay?
Morgan re-enters.
MorganWhatdâyou mean?
AishaThought youâd gone?
MorganWhat you talking about âsomethin happeninâ to you?
AishaShh!
MorganTell me or Iâll start Allahuakbar-ing â
AishaNo.
MorganALLAAAA â
AishaFine! Just sit down anâ shut up.
Morgan sits.
Aisha (to audience) I just know . . . The school have their (whispers the word âPreventâ) Prevent âquotasâ to fill . . . If you get wot Iâm saying . . .
MorganWell I ainât shook, I didnât do nuffin . . .
AishaActually. . . Thinkin about it . . . Youâre to blame for half ...