On the Other Hand, We're Happy
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On the Other Hand, We're Happy

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On the Other Hand, We're Happy

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A single dad meets his adopted daughter for the first time. Then he agrees to meet her birth-mother. When their two worlds collide, will what they have in common outweigh their differences? A one-off meeting. But three lives will be changed forever. On the Other Hand, We're Happy is a tender, funny, hopeful play about being a mum when your name is Dad. This edition published to coincide with the run at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in July 2019.

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Publisher
Methuen Drama
Year
2019
ISBN
9781350141476
Lights up.
A street.
Josh and Abbie look at their new home.
Abbie It looks nice.
Josh Yes.
Abbie A nice place to live.
Josh It does, doesnā€™t it?
Beat.
Shall we?
He holds out his right hand.
Abbie Yeah. Letā€™s do this.
She puts her hand in his.
,
A club.
Deafening techno music.
Josh and Abbie are raving. They have to shout over the music.
Josh God. For a minute there, I thought you said ā€˜babyā€™!
Abbie I did!
Josh What?
Abbie I did say ā€˜babyā€™. Why? What did you think I said?
Josh Well, I thought she canā€™t possibly have said ā€˜babyā€™ so my mind went to ā€˜boobieā€™ instead.
Abbie Why the hell do you think Iā€™d say ā€˜I think Iā€™d like to have a boobieā€™? Did you think I was after a threesome or something?
Josh No!
Abbie I already offered you one for your twenty-first and you turned me down. Youā€™ve missed the boat, mister.
Josh I donā€™t want a threesome!
Abbie And anyway, if I was ā€“ offering you a threesome ā€“ first of all Iā€™d insist we had one with a guy. That guy (points to an audience member) to be precise. Second of all, if I was contemplating girl-on-girl action, I certainly wouldnā€™t suggest it by saying ā€˜I think Iā€™d like to have a boobieā€™ and thirdly, Iā€™d never ask for such a thing in the first place because, well, as I said.
Josh Shit.
You want
,
(Bemused, quietly.) A baby?
A taxi.
Abbie Yes. Why are you so surprised?
Josh Youā€™ve never mentioned it before.
Abbie Iā€™m mentioning it now.
Beat.
Forget it. I shouldnā€™t have said anything.
Josh Itā€™s just . . . Weā€™ve only just bought the house.
Abbie Exactly.
Josh I thought you wanted to go back to art college.
Abbie It can wait. I just think . . .
Josh Iā€™m just not sure if itā€™s practical at the moment.
Abbie Why does everything have to be practical, Josh. For Godā€™s sake. Why do you always have to analyse everything?
Josh I donā€™t analyse everything.
Abbie Josh. You spent the afternoon weighing the MDMA out in relation to our height and body mass for optimum effect.
Josh Pharmacistā€™s prerogative . . .
Abbie Itā€™s anal. Youā€™re so pedantic about everything.
Josh Well, you had a lovely time, didnā€™t you!
Taxi horn beeps. They jolt.
Abbie For Godā€™s sakes! (Screams, out the window.) Get a room!
Josh Abbie! Stop it!
Abbie What?
Josh You canā€™t just scream at strangers.
Abbie They were practically shagging in the middle of the road.
Josh Youā€™re not even driving.
Abbie I am. In my soul.
Josh Just rein it in, would you? Itā€™ll get you into trouble
,
Abbie One day?
A hotel bed.
Josh Yes.
Abbie But not now. Is that what youā€™re saying?
Josh I didnā€™t say that. I . . .
Abbie Fine. Fine. I just thought . . . well we donā€™t get to go away for a weekend like this often, do we? And weā€™ve been together for such a long time and, well, we know donā€™t we, that weā€™ll be . . . that we are . . . that weā€™re in this for . . . for . . .
Josh Ever?
Abbie Oh God, are you going to finish with me?
Josh What?
Abbie You are arenā€™t you?
Josh No! What? Weā€™ve just bought a house together!
Abbie No. You bought it. Iā€™m moving in.
Josh Iā€™m not going to leave you, Abbie! Iā€™ve loved you since we were six years old and Iā€™m not about to stop loving you now.
Abbie Iā€™m just saying, that if you did want to leave me . . .
Josh I donā€™t want to leave you!
Abbie It would be much easier for you because I wouldnā€™t be able to buy you out of the house.
Josh And thatā€™s why you want a baby, so you have some collateral?
Beat.
Abbie No! Oh God. Is that what you think? Shit. Is that why I want a baby...

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Contents
  4. On the Other Hand, Weā€™re Happy
  5. Theatr Clwyd
  6. Acknowledgements
  7. Characters
  8. On the Other Hand, We're Happy
  9. eCopyright