The End of Chertopkhanov
I
Two years after my visit, Panteleiâs disasters beganââdisastersâ is the only word. Disappointments, failures, misfortunes had pursued him even before then; but he paid them no attention and âreignedâ as before. The first disaster which struck him was the most painful one of all: Masha left him.
What induced her to forsake his roof, to which she had seemed so well-accustomed, it would be hard to say. Until his dying day, Chertopkhanov remained convinced that the blame for Mashaâs treachery lay with a certain young neighbor, a retired captain of Lancers by the name of Yaff, who, in Panteleiâs words, got his way just by perpetually twisting his whiskers, thickly oiling his hair, and sniffing significantly; but it may be supposed that it was rather the effect of the wandering gypsy blood which flowed in Mashaâs veins. Anyway, however that may be, one fine summer evening Masha tied a few rags together into a small bundle and walked out of Chertopkhanovâs house.
For three days previous to this she had been sitting in a corner writhing and pressing up against the wall like a wounded vixen. If only she had said a word to somebodyâbut no, she just rolled her eyes the whole time, looked thoughtful, twitched her eyebrows, bared her teeth slightly, and fidgeted with her hands, as if to wrap herself up. The same sort of mood had come over her before, but had never lasted long; Chertopkhanov knew this, and consequently was not disturbed himself and didnât disturb her either.
But when returning from the kennels, where, in the words of his whipper-in, the last two hounds had âgone stiff,â he met a maid who announced to him in a trembling voice that Marya Akinfyevna sent her compliments and said that she wished him all the best, but would never return to his house again, Chertopkhanov, after turning round twice where he stood and giving vent to a husky roar, at once dashed after the fugitiveâsnatching up his pistol on the way.
He found her about two versts from his house, beside a birchwood, on the high road leading to the nearest town. The sun stood low over the horizon and everything round suddenly turned scarlet: trees, grass, and earth.
âTo Yaff, to Yaff!â groaned Chertopkhanov as soon as he caught sight of Masha. âTo Yaff,â he repeated, running up to her and almost tripping with every step.
Masha halted and turned to face him. She stood with her back to the lightâand looked quite black, as if carved in ebony. Only the whites of her eyes showed up as little silver almonds, but her eyes themselvesâthe pupilsâwere darker than ever.
She threw her bundle aside and folded her arms.
âYouâre on the way to Yaffâs, you hussy!â repeated Chertopkhanov, and tried to seize her by the shoulder, but met her gaze, faltered, and fidgeted where he stood.
âIâm not going to Mr. Yaffâs, Pantelei Eremeich,â answered Masha calmly and evenly. âI just canât live with you any more.â
âWhy canât you? What for? Have I done anything to offend you?â
Masha shook her head. âYouâve done nothing to offend me, Pantelei Eremeich. I have just got bored living with you. . . . Thanks for times past, but I canât stay onâno!â
Chertopkhanov was dumbfounded; he even slapped his thighs and jumped up into the air.
âHow can that be? Youâve lived, and lived, and known nothing but pleasure and peaceâand suddenly: youâre bored! So you tell yourself, Iâll chuck him! You go and throw a handkerchief over your head and set off. Youâve been treated with every respect, the same as a lady.â
âNot that I wanted it at all,â interrupted Masha.
âYou didnât want it? Turned from a wandering gypsy into a ladyâyou didnât want it? What dâyou mean, you child of Ham? Dâyou expect me to believe that? Thereâs treachery behind this, treachery.â
He had begun to hiss with rage again.
âThereâs no thought of treachery in my mind and never has been,â said Masha in her clear, sing-song voice. âIâve already told you: I got bored.â
âMasha,â exclaimed Chertopkhanov, and punched himself in the chest. âStop, thatâs enough, youâve made me suffer quite enough. Good heavens! Just think what Tisha will say; you might have thought about him!â
âPlease give my respects to Tikhon Ivanich and tell him . . .â
Chertopkhanov waved his arms.
âOh, no, youâre wrongâyou wonât get away! Your Yaff can go on waiting for you.â
âMr. Yaffâââ began Masha.
âMr. Yaff, indeed,â imitated Chertopkhanov. âHeâs a twister and a rogue, if ever there was oneâand a face like a monkey, too!â
For a whole half-hour Chertopkhanov argued with Masha. Now he would go close up to her, now he would dart away, now he would lift his arm at her, now he would bow to her from the waist and weep and curse.
âI canât,â asserted Masha. âIâm so sad there . . . so bored and miserable.â
Her face had gradually assumed such an indifferent, almost sleepy expression that Chertopkhanov asked her if she had not taken a nip of thorn-apple spirit.
âBored,â she said for the tenth time.
âAnd supposing I were to kill you?â he cried all of a sudden, and pulled the pistol out of his pocket.
Masha smiled; her face became animated. âWhy, kill away, Pantelei Eremeich: Iâm at your mercy; but one thing I wonât do, and thatâs come back.â
âYou wonât come back!â Chertopkhanov pulled back the cock.
âNo, my dear . . . Never in my life, and I mean it.â
Chertopkhanov suddenly thrust the pistol into her hand and sat down on the grass.
âWell, then, you kill me! I donât want to live without you. If youâre tired of meâthen Iâm tired of everything else.â
Masha bent down, picked up her bundle, put the pistol down in the grass with the muzzle away from Chertopkhanov, and went up to him.
âWhy, my dear, whatâs all the fuss about? Donât you know us gypsy girls? Itâs our way, itâs how we are. Once the longing to be off comes over us, and calls our hearts away to somewhere else far off, how can we stay where we are? Remember your Mashaâyou wonât find another friend like herâand I, too, I wonât forget you, my falcon; but our life together is over!â
âI loved you, Masha,â mumbled Chertopkhanov into his fingers, with which he was clutching his face.
âAnd I loved you, Pantelei Eremeich, my friend.â
âI loved you, I still love you to distractionâand when I think now that here you are, for nothing at all, without rhyme or reason, chucking me, and starting to wander about the worldâwell, it strikes me that if I wasnât a poor wretch of a beggar you wouldnât leave me.â
At these words Masha simply chuckled.
âAnd you used to tell me I had no thought for silver,â she said, and with a sweep of her arm she hit Chertopkhanov on the shoulder.
He jumped to his feet.
âWell, at any rate take some money from meâotherwise how will you manage, without a farthing? But, best of all: kill me! I tell you plainly, kill me once and for all!â
Masha again shook her head. âKill you? What do they send people to Siberia for, my dear?â
Chertopkhanov shuddered. âSo itâs just because of this, for fear of punishment that you . . .â
He collapsed again on the grass. Masha stood over him in silence. âIâm sorry for you, Pantelei Eremeich,â she said with a sigh; âyouâre a good man . . . but thereâs nothing for it. Goodbye!â
She turned away and took two steps. Darkness had fallen and the shadows of night were welling up on every side. Chertopkhanov got up nimbly and seized Masha from behind by both elbows.
âSo youâre off, you snake? To Yaffâs!â
âGood-bye!â repeated Masha sharply and with emphasis, and she broke loose and went on her way.
Chertopkhanov looked after her, ran over to the spot where the pistol lay, picked it up, aimed, fired . . . but, before pressing the trigger, he raised his hand: the bullet hummed over Mashaâs head. She looked at him over her shoulder as she went, and continued on her way with a waddling motion, as if to mock him.
He covered his faceâand set off at a run . . .
But he had not run as much as fifty paces, when suddenly he stopped as if rooted to the spot. A familiar, a too familiar voice floated to his ears. Masha was singing. âDays of youth so charming,â she sang; and every note was magnified in the evening air, in a plaintive, sultry way. Chertopkhanov listened with his head on one side. The voice went farther and farther into the distance; now it faded, now it came floating back again, hardly perceptible, but still burning . . .
Sheâs doing it to spite me, thought Chertopkhanov; but the same moment he groaned: âOh, no! Sheâs saying good-bye to me for everââand he burst into floods of tears.
The following day he turned up at the residence of Mr. Yaff, who, like a true man of the world, disliked country solitude, and had settled in the nearest town, ânearer to the ladies,â as he expressed it. Chertopkhanov did not find Yaff at home: the footman said that he had left the day before for Moscow.
âThatâs it!â exclaimed Chertopkhanov furiously. âThey had a plot; sheâs run off with him . . . but just wait!â
He forced his way into the young captainâs study, despite the opposition of the footman. In the study, over the sofa, hung an oil portrait of the master in Lancer uniform. âSo thatâs where you are, you monkey without a tail!â thundered Chertopkhanov, jumping on to the sofaâand he struck his fist against the stretched canvas and burst a great hole in it.
âTell your good-for-nothing master,â he said to the footman, âthat, failing his own odious face, Mr. Chertopkhanov, gentleman, has disfigured the painted version of it; and that if he desires satisfaction from me, he knows where to find Mr. Chertopkhanov, gentleman! Otherwise Iâll find him myself! Iâll find the dirty monkey if I have to go to the bottom of the sea!â
With these words, Chertopkhanov jumped off the sofa and solemnly took his departure.
But Captain Yaff demanded no satisfaction from himâhe never even met himâand Chertopkhanov didnât think it worth searching for his enemy, so nothing happened between them. Soon afterwards Masha herself vanished without trace. Chertopkhanov started drinking; but in time he âcame round again.â
Here, however, his second disaster overtook him.
II
That is to say, his bosom friend Tikhon Ivanich Nedopyuskin died. Some two years before his death, his health had started to fail; he began suffering from asthma, kept dropping off to sleep and, on waking up, couldnât at once recover his senses. The local doctor asserted that these attacks of his were âlittle strokes.â During the three days preceding Mashaâs departure, the three days in which she got âbored,â Nedopyuskin had been lying at home at Besselendeyevka: he had caught a bad chill. The effect on him of Mashaâs action was all the more unexpected: it was almost more profound than on Chertopkhanov himself. In keeping with his gentle, timid disposition, he showed nothing except the tenderest sympathy with his friend and a certain painful incomprehension, but something had burst and sagged inside him. âShe has stolen my soul away,â he whispered to himself, as he sat on his favorite oilskin sofa and twined his fingers round each other. Even when Chertopkhanov recovered, Nedopyuskin didnâtâand went on feeling that he was âempty inside.â âJust here,â he would say, pointing at the middle of his chest, above the stomach.
In this way he dragged on until winter. At the first frosts, his asthma got better, but, against this, he had what was no longer a little stroke, but a real proper one. He did not lose consciousness at once; he could still recognize Chertopkhanov, and even, in answer to the despairing exclamation of his friend: âHow is this, Tisha, that youâre leaving me, without my permission, just as bad as Masha?â he stammered: âBut, Pa . . . lei E . . . E . . . ich, Iâve al . . . ays o . . . eyed you.â Yet this did not prevent him from dying the same day, without waiting for the local doctor, who, at the sight of his cold corpse, had nothing left to do but sadly admit the transitoriness of earthly things and ask for âa drop of vodka with a piece of smoked sturgeon.â Tikhon Ivanich left his property, as was only to be expected, to his revered benefactor and magnanimous protector, Pantelei Eremeich Chertopkhanov. But his revered benefactor did not derive much advantage from this, since it was quickly sold by auctionâchiefly to cover the expenses of his funerary monument, a statue which Chertopkhanov (his fatherâs strain coming out in him!) had the idea of erecting over his friendâs ashes. This statue, which was supposed to represent an angel in prayer, he had ordered from Moscow, but the contractor who had been recommended to him, calculating that but few experts on sculpture are to be met in the provinces, sent him, instead of an angel, a goddess Flora which had for many years adorned one of those neglected parks in the neighborhood of Moscow which date back to the time of Catherine the Greatâthis statue, which incidentally was very elegant, in the rococo manner, with chubby hands, fluffy curls, a garland of roses hung round its bare breast, and a curved waist, having co...