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My Night With Reg (NHB Modern Plays)
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An era-defining comedy set amongst London's gay community. Winner of the Evening Standard and Laurence Olivier Awards for Best Comedy.
The play follows the ups and downs of a circle of gay friends over a period of several years. One of the group, the Reg mentioned in the title, is not a character in the play but the whole plot revolves around his apparent promiscuity and the chain reaction of deception and betrayal set off by it.
My Night With Reg premiered at the Royal Court Theatre, London, in March 1994.
'a play of genius... sublimely moving, genuinely funny and exquisitely observed' Daily Mail
'laughter with a killer punchline' The Times
'a sharply witty and humanely wise drama about gay manners and morals in the age of AIDS' Independent
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Scene One
āEvery Breath You Takeā by The Police starts playing. As the lights come up, the music fades. Late afternoon. Cloudy. ERIC is painting a window frame in the conservatory. Heās listening to a Walkman. JOHN and GUY are standing in the sitting room. GUY is wearing an apron.
JOHN. Am I early?
GUY. No.
JOHN. I couldnāt remember what time you said.
GUY. Youāre not, really.
JOHN glances at the apron. GUY suddenly remembers heās wearing it.
(Taking it off.) I was just stiffening some egg whites.
JOHN. You look well.
GUY. Do I?
JOHN. Yes.
GUY. Iāve been to Lanzarote.
JOHN. Oh.
GUY. You look well, too.
JOHN. Thanks.
GUY. You donāt look a day older.
JOHN. Well ā
GUY. You donāt, honestly. Youāre just the same.
JOHN. Itās been a year or two, hasnāt it?
GUY. Nine and a half, actually.
JOHN. God!
GUY. When we passed each other on the escalator at Camden Town.
JOHN. Yeah.
GUY. Iām so surprised to see you.
ERIC (singing along with his tape). āBaby, baby, pleaseā¦ā
GUY. He was supposed to have finished yesterday.
JOHN. Iāve got the right day, havenāt I?
GUY. Oh yes. Itās just that when I phoned, it sounded like you werenāt going to be able to make it. Iām really pleased you have. Would you like a drink?
JOHN. Scotch. Thanks.
GUY puts the apron in a drawer on his way to the drinks table.
GUY. Anything with it?
JOHN. As it comes.
GUY. Ice?
JOHN. No.
GUY. Straight?
JOHN. Yes.
GUY. Right.
He pours two Scotches.
JOHN. Is it one of the Balearics?
GUY. What?
JOHN. Lanzarote.
GUY. Canaries.
JOHN. Oh.
GUY. But I know what you mean. Sort of interchangeable, arenāt they?
JOHN. Was it fun?
GUY. Yes. Well, sort of.
He hands him a drink.
JOHN. Cheers!
GUY. Cheers!
They drink.
Iāve got a bit of bad news, actually.
JOHN. Have you?
GUY. Iām afraid Danielās had to cry off at the last minute. Iād have let you know, but as it seemed unlikely you were going to come ā
JOHN. Itās okay. I know.
GUY. Do you?
JOHN. I bumped into Reg last night. At a film.
GUY. Oh.
JOHN. Heās gone to Sydney, hasnāt he?
GUY. Yes. Some sheep farmer reckons heās found a Pissarro in his shed. At least, Daniel thinks thatās what he said. So you donāt mind?
JOHN. No.
GUY. Good. Itād have been fun, though, wouldnāt it? The three of us together after all this time. You donāt feel youāre here under false pretences, then?
JOHN. Of course not. Why should I?
GUY. Well, Danielās your old mate, isnāt he? Youāve kept in touch ā
JOHN. On and off.
GUY. Whereas weā¦ How was the film?
JOHN. It wasnāt up to much. Two hours of French people talking. I couldnāt see the point.
GUY. What was it?
ERIC (singing with his tape). āIāll be watching youā¦ā
GUY. Would you like a nut?
JOHN. Iām okay, thanks.
GUY. No, I meant to put them out.
He goes out. JOHN glances at ERIC. GUY enters with a bowl of nuts which he puts on the coffee table.
Help yourself.
JOHN (taking out a packet of cigarettes). Do you?
GUY. No.
JOHN. Do you mind if I do?
GUY. Not at all. Iāll find the ashtray.
He goes out again as JOHN lights a cigarette. GUY returns with an ashtray.
Anyway, Reg is still coming, soā¦ Heās not exactly the life and soul, but I sort of like him. Do you?
JOHN. Yeah.
GUY. And they seem very happy together. What did he make of the film?
JOHN. Iām not sure. Itās a nice flat.
GUY. Do you think so?
JOHN. Yes.
GUY. I must say, Iām really quite pleased with it. In fact, I was thinking the other night, I donāt see why I should ever have to move again.
JOHN. I could never think that.
GUY. Youāre not the settling type though, are you? Well, you werenāt. Sit down, please.
JOHN. You donāt have to be polite, you know.
GUY. No. Sorry.
JOHN flops into an armchair.
You always used to do that.
JOHN. What?
GUY. Sort of hurl yourself at furniture.
JOHN. Oh, Iām sorry ā
GUY. No, no. Itās just ā seeing it againā¦
ERIC (singing with his tape). āI feel so cold and I long for your embraceā¦ā
GUY (sidling towards the conservatory). Eric.
No response.
Eric.
ERIC (lifting his earphones). Eh?
GUY. Howās it going?
ERIC. Done in a tick.
GUY. Only itās getting on ā
ERIC. No worries.
He replaces his earphones and carries on. Meanwhile, JOHNās been fidgeting in his chair. He feels behind a cushion and produces a long, tubular piece of knitting. GUY clocks this.
GUY. Oh ā
JOHN. I thought I felt something.
GUY (taking it off him). Sorry.
JOHN. What is it?
GUY (putting it in a drawer). A cover for my door-sausage, actually.
JOHN. Oh.
Beat.
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Table of contents
- Cover
- Title Page
- Contents
- Remembering Kevin
- Original Production
- Dedication
- Epigraph
- Characters
- My Night with Reg
- About the Author
- Copyright and Performing Rights Information