ACT THREE
Sunday morning. Summer. The kettle is on. ANNA comes in with a bucket and mop. Sheās eighteen: small, busy. She is cleaning a room upstairs. She changes the water, rinses the mop.
SAM comes in. Heās been out, and has a hat and a Sunday paper.
SAM. Hello!
ANNA. Good morning. I am sorry, I did not hear the doorbell.
SAM. I let myself in. You must be Anna van . . . Gock?
ANNA (corrects him). Van Gogh! But yes, I am Vincentās sister. Iām happy to meet you. You are . . . ?
SAM. Plowmanās the name, Sam Plowman.
ANNA. Wonāt you please sit down and make yourself comfortable, Mr. Plowman. Excuse me that I cannot shake hands.
He sits.
Are you a friend of Vincentās?
SAM. I am. Did you arrive this morning?
ANNA. We did. It was a beautiful trip from Harwich. I cannot believe how green the fields are, even in summer. It will be hot today, I think. My brother has promised to take me to Buckingham Palace. May I make you a cup of tea?
SAM. Thatād do nicely, thanks. Two sugars.
ANNA. Tea. Now where does she keep the tea? I will find it.
She looks for the tea.
Madame Tussaudās will be a treat for me. It is strange my brother has never been there. Tea. Tea.
SAM. Itās there on the left. With āTeaā written on it.
ANNA. Thank you. One for each person and one for the pot.
She makes the tea.
Vincent will be coming down quite soon. He is moving into the room theyāve given him. It is called a ābox-roomā? But there are no boxes in it, only a bed and a kastje.
Gestures.
SAM. Chest of drawers.
ANNA. That is right. I am sorry to say the floor up there is none too clean.
SAM. I think youāll find that no-one expected you till Wednesday.
ANNA. That was the plan. But then my brother received a telegram from Goupil and Company about some urgent business. It was a disappointment for our parents that we had to leave so early. Still, as they say, work comes first. Sugar.
SAM. There.
She finds it.
ANNA. It seems you know this kitchenās ins and outs, Mr. Plowman. Are you a frequent visitor?
SAM. I live here. Iām the other lodger.
ANNA looks at him with renewed interest.
ANNA. Are you then romantically connected with Miss Loyer?
SAM. No, not a bit of it!
He laughs.
Never crossed my mind.
ANNA snorts in disbelief. Turns away, inspects the teacup, washes it irritably.
Did you have a nice crossing?
Pause.
Iām only asking ācause I . . .
ANNA. It was uneventful.
SAM. No storms? āCause it was ever so windy here.
She clatters the cup and saucer.
Hurricanes? Shipwrecks? Trouble at customs?
ANNA. Here is your tea. I have my work.
VINCENT looks through the door but doesnāt come in. He has a portfolio and is tanned, shaggy and unshaven.
VINCENT. Hello, Sam.
SAM. Hello old pal. Pull up a chair.
VINCENT. No, I . . .
ANNA. Vincent, I will put the finishing touches to my room now. When it is done, I will clean up yours.
She goes, taking her mop and bucket, ignoring SAM.
SAM. Youāve got a very peculiar sister.
VINCENT. Why?
SAM. Well, first she sat me down as though she owned the place, and then she asked a downright personal question.
VINCENT. Ignore her. Sheās over-excited.
SAM. Well, if you say so. I think washing other peopleās floors is fairly peculiar. Iāll tell you something else. She makes a rotten cup of tea. Do you want some?
VINCENT. Please.
SAM. Iāll do it.
VINCENT sits. SAM pours him tea.
What was it like?
VINCENT. Terrible. You donāt know how lucky you are, Sam, not to have any family.
SAM. Iād never thought of it quite like that.
VINCENT. Oh yes. The thing about parents is, they just wonāt leave you alone. I went for walks, I went to bed, I went wherever I could to get away from them, and then my mother started crying, and that was painful for me.
SAM gives him the tea.
Thank you.
SAM. I got in.
VINCENT. What?
SAM. I got into college. I got the scholarship.
VINCENT. Sam, thatās wonderful.
He goes to embrace SAM.
SAM. Here, mind the tea.
VINCENT. Oh yes.
Drinks his tea.
What did they say?
SAM. Not much. There was five of them sitting behind a big oak table. Tiled floor, Faux-Gothic ceiling and some very interesting murals.
Drinks his tea.
The tableās at the far end, so itās a queasy walk. They sat me down, that was nice. Passed my portfolio down the table. One of them thought it lacked imagination. Big fat bastard. The others were fine.
VINCENT glances into the hall.
What?
VINCENT. Nothing. So they accepted you? Thatās good.
SAM. It is in a way. I couldnāt help feeling that they saw me as . . . You know. A deserving case.
VINCENT. You are one.
SAM. Yes.
They drink their tea.
VINCENT. How much money will you get?
SAM. Twenty pounds.
VINCENT. A year?
SAM. Yes, obviously.
VINCENT. I thought it was more than that.
SAM. Well no, itās not.
VINCENT. Still, you can probably pick up something extra in the holidays.
SAM. And after hours and at the weekends. I can do it. But Iād need to know that I was good enough.
VINCENT. Oh yes.
SAM. You see what Iām asking.
VINCENT. What does she think?
SAM. Ginny?
VINCENT. No, her mother.
SAM. Sheās all smiles. At least thatās something Iāve achieved. Iām asking you.
VINCENT. Have faith in yourself. I have faith in you, Sam. I do.
SAM. Honest?
VINCENT. Yes.
SAM. Well, thanks.
He gets up.
Whereās Ginny?
VINCENT. Sheās in the schoolroom. Donāt go just yet. I want to show you what I did in Holland.
He opens his portfolio. Of the first drawing to appear:
This was in The Hague. Iād gone to meet my brother, but he was stuck in a meeting so I had to wait. Thatās the parliament building across the lake. I tried to give the passers-by a kind of Japanese look.
SAM. Spiky.
VINCENT. Yes, theyāre too caricatured perhaps.
Next drawing.
This is a canal. Itās in the countryside. I did the sky all over with a soft pencil and then I sort of painted it with the india rubber.
SAM. What are the birds for?
VINCENT. They were there.
SAM. Not all the time. Not stuck in the sky.
VINCENT. I wanted to show that it was evening.
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