ACT ONE
LAST YEAR
Scene One
One year previous.
MAM is standing in EMMAâs bedroom. She has a dress on, which is perhaps unzipped at the top.
MAM. Verdict?
EMMA. On what?
MAM. This dress.
EMMA. First thing in the morning?
MAM. I have to return it today if Iâm not keeping it.
What do you think?
Beat.
EMMA. Iâm busy.
MAM. You know I value your opinion.
EMMA. You walked straight in.
MAM. I knocked and waited for a response.
You didnât respond.
EMMA (looks up quickly and looks back down). Itâs grand.
MAM. Grand?
EMMA. Itâs nice.
MAM. Iâd like to look more than nice for our anniversary.
EMMA. What do you want me to say? Itâs stunning.
MAM. Alright. I thought you liked it in the shop.
EMMA. Itâs a bit short.
MAM. Is it?
EMMA. A bit, yeah.
MAM. I didnât think so.
EMMA. Why did you ask me if it you donât care what I actually think?
MAM. No, I just didnât think it was that short.
Iâll see what Dad says.
EMMA. Right.
Beat.
MAM. Why so serious, love?
You know what they say
If the wind changes.
EMMA. Iâm trying to understand Irish grammar.
I donât know how to do that without contorting my face.
MAM. Donât want to look old before your time.
EMMA. Blame our national language.
Beat.
We have a test today.
MAM. Does OâLeary know youâre my daughter?
EMMA. Heâs not going to give me an A because he once fancied you.
MAM. Weâll see.
EMMA goes back to her work. Maybe picks up her phone and puts it back down with some frustration.
Iâve barely seen you the last few weeks.
EMMA. You see me every day.
MAM. You know what I mean.
EMMA. I donât.
MAM. Okay, maybe Iâll return it.
EMMA. No, keep it.
With frustration looks at phone.
My phone keeps glitching.
It dies now even when itâs charged.
MAM (theyâve had this conversation before). Emma.
EMMA. Even Zoe Murphy has the new iPhone.
MAM. Thatâs great for Zoe Murphy.
EMMA. And theyâre still bankrupt.
MAM. I donât compare our family to other families.
EMMA. Yes you do. You do that constantly.
MAM. I told you if Dadâs upgrade comes through â
EMMA. I donât want Dadâs old Samsung.
MAM. Then youâll have to wait until youâre earning your own money.
EMMA. Fine. Then please let me study.
MAM. I will let you study.
EMMA. Okay.
I thought you were going down to ask Dad.
MAM. Youâll stress yourself out, Emma. Thereâs more to life thanâŠ
EMMA. School?
MAM. Is there something the matter with you lately?
EMMA (to audience). She will go downstairs and tell Dad, tell him Iâve been disrespectful and rude. Heâll sigh and tell me that he is disappointed in me. He wonât listen to me, no matter what I tell him, no matter how hard I explain. There are no sides, heâll say. Please treat your mother with more respect. Thatâs not true. There are many sides and it is never mine.
MAM. Emma?
EMMA. No. Sorry.
MAM. Have you had a fallout with someone?
Pause. EMMA shakes her head.
EMMA. People donât fall out with me.
An ndeir tĂș? Deirim/NĂ deirim.
An ndĂșirt tĂș? DĂșirt/NĂ dĂșirt.
MAM. When youâre finished that, come downstairs to join Dad and me for breakfast; he likes to see you before he leaves.
EMMA. An ndĂ©arfaidh tĂș? DĂ©arfaidh/NĂ dĂ©arfaidh.
MAM. Smile, love.
You look beautiful this morning, Emma.
MAM leaves.
A moment.
EMMA then puts on her school uniform and gets ready to go to school. The world starts to appear.
ZOE. âThey say if you put a frog in water and you slowly raise the temperature, gradually, over time, the frog doesnât register the changes, and it dies. You put it in water and you suddenly raise the temperature, it bolts and it might survive.
Change, of any kind, is very stressful. Change can be incremental or it can be sudden. Sudden change is a shock to the system, and we have to adapt. Incremental change happens all around us, and sometimes we donât even notice it. Thatâs whatâs happening with the earthâs temperature now. The planet is heating up, and most of us arenât registering it. The changes, if they come as scientists predict they will, will be disastrous if we donât stop to look around us, see whatâs happening and make plans to make the world safer and better for everyone.
But we donât like to face this idea, because it will mean changing our behaviour, so we bury our heads in the sand....