Birdie I say BOOM.
Silence.
I say BOOM.
Silence.
I say BOOM-CHICKA.
Silence.
I say BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM.
I say BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM.
Jen?
BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM, Jen.
Jen? I say BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM, Jen?
Jen ā
Birdie BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM, Adira?
Adira? BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM?
Adira ā
Birdie Lots of energy, guys, yeah come on? Lots of upbeat positive energy.
Adira ā
Birdie OK, Orson, Iām not gonna even bother.
Franny.
BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM, Franny.
Yeah? Like that do you, Franny? Want some of Birdieās energy?
Franny ā
Birdie Ooo, careful, who knows where I might go
next, Tana?
It could be anyone, Tana.
Where am I gonna go next, Tana?
BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM, Tana. Yes!
Tana ā
Birdie No?
Lots of energy, come on letās get you all up on your feet and energised, Jotham, you love this one, I know you do. Donāt leave me hanging, Jotham, Iām looking to you. Ready? Letās do it, come on Jotham. Energy, eye contact, cool, yeah?
Jotham, ready, this oneās for you.
I say BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM.
Orson Donāt do it, Jotham.
Birdie BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM.
Orson Stay strong.
Birdie I say BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM, Jotham.
Orson Donāt let her break you.
Birdie BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM, Jotham.
BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM, Jotham.
Orson This is what she does. She picks off a weak one.
Birdie BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM, Jotham.
Orson Jotham.
Birdie BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM.
Orson Jotham.
Birdie BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM.
Orson No, Jotham.
Birdie I say BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM, Jotham.
Orson Donāt let her beat you.
Birdie BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM.
BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM.
You want to.
Donāt you? Donāt you, Jotham?
Yeah?
You want it?
Itās coming.
Birdieās coming.
BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM, Jotham.
Thatās what I say, Jotham.
Orson Stay strong, Jotham,
Birdie I say BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM.
Orson This is bigger than you.
Birdie BOOM-CHIKCA-ROCKA-BOOM, Jotham.
Orson Eyes on me, Jotham.
Birdie BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM, JOTHAM!
Orson Look at me.
Birdie BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM, JOTHAM!
Orson Resist.
Birdie BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM HE WANTS IT.
Orson Stay strong. Eyes on me.
Birdie BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM, JOTHAM!
Orson No!
Birdie BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM.
Orson Jotham, no!
Jotham I say boom-chicka-rocka-boom.
Birdie YES! YES YOU DO.
YES YOU DO BLOODY SAY IT. THATāS WHAT IāM TALKING ABOUT. COME ON!
Orson Youāre weak.
Birdie BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM, Jotham.
Jotham I say BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM, Birdie.
Birdie Now weāre rolling.
BOOM-CHICKA-ROCKA-BOOM, Jen.
Jen You wonāt break me.
Birdie Oh yeah?
Orson Dig deep, Jen.
Birdie Boom-chicka-shut-your-face, Orson.
Adira Please, make it stop.
Birdie This is your meeting, guys.
Your space; your meeting.
This feels good doesnāt it? All of us connecting and
communicating, alert, full of energy.
Woo! Yeah!
OK, so what Iām hearing you say is that /
Adira That this is shit.
Birdie Iām hearing you say you all really enjoyed the icebreaker.
She finds her agenda.
Fun and hilarious icebreaker.
Tick.
Everyone energised and ready to participate.
Tick.
Item two.
Emus.
I canāt read my writing.
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