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The Trap
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Tom and Clem are deep in debt. Alan, Tom's boss, owes big bucks. Meryl, Alan's manager, is mortgaged to the hilt. Their lives revolve around Debt Duck, payday loan company lending money to the desperate. When The Debt Duck's owner liquidates the company and retires to his luxury chalet, Tom, Clem, Alan and Meryl each decide to crack the safe, steal some cash and put an end to their financial woes. But will they break the cycle of debt? Or is this just another terrible trap? A biting new topical comedy about the perils of a capitalist world from one of the UK's top contemporary playwrights.
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SCENE ONE
Midnight. The office/shop of Debt Duck, a payday loan company. The walls are covered with promotional material for the company that showcases its cartoon-ish brand mascot, the Debt Duck.
The sound of keys jangling is heard and the front door opens. A figure dressed in black runs into the room and leaps over one of the desks. A moment later, TOM enters, in ordinary clothes and clutching a large bunch of keys.
On the wall is an alarm panel. The alarm speaks in the typical computer voice.
ALARM: Door opened. Please enter your code now.
TOM enters a code.
ALARM: Code accepted. The alarm has been deactivated. Thank you
TOM turns into the room.
TOM: There are so many keys on here. Too many really. We should think about labeling them.
TOM turns into the room.
TOM: Clem? Clem, where are you?
He walks into room, but itās dark and he trips over a chair.
TOM: Ow!
He stands up and turns the lights on.
CLEM: Turn off the lights!
TOM: Sorry.
TOM does.
CLEM: Weāre knocking the joint off, Tom! You donāt turn on the big lights when youāre knocking a joint off.
TOM: Iām sorry. Iāve never done this before.
CLEM: I would have thought that was obvious.
TOM: I couldnāt see you. Iām sorry.
CLEM: Letās just get on with it. So, Phase One is complete. Enter the building, undetected. Now, Phase Two.
CLEM takes a list out of her pocket.
TOM: You made a list?
CLEM: A plan, Tom. I made a plan.
TOM: Let me see.
TOM takes the list.
TOM: Phase One: Enter the building. Phase Two: Secure the scene. Phase Three: Crack the safe. Phase Four: Take theā¦ loot. What are we Clem, pirates?
CLEM: I didnāt know what else to call it.
TOM: Phase Five: Cover our tracks.
CLEM: And Phase Six: The getaway.
TOM: Look at this, youāve even subcategorized Phase Five: Cover our tracks. Close safe. Clean prints. Secure building.
CLEM: Listen Tom, when the shit hits the fan, who knows which way itās going to fly?
TOM: What does that mean?
CLEM: It means that operations like this are very different when they actually happen. Adrenaline can easily take over a man, or woman, when he, or she, is involved in a high stakes op like this. Iām not about to let that happen, so Iāve made a plan. And talking about the plan was not in the plan, so letās get back to business.
TOM: Okay.
CLEM: Good. Now, lock the door.
TOM moves to the door.
TOM: Why do we want to be locked in?
CLEM: Because then, if the police come to check out why the lights were turned on, theyāll find the door locked, nothing out of the ordinary and theyāll be on their way.
TOM: What makes you think the police are coming?
CLEM: The police arenāt coming.
TOM: You just said they were.
CLEM: Yes, but I was being hypothetical.
TOM: What if someone saw me turning the lights on?
CLEM: They didnāt.
TOM: How do you know?
CLEM: Well, obviously I donāt know for sure, but they were on for a very short amount of time. What are the chances that someone saw them?
TOM: Iād say very high.
CLEM: Almost non-existent. Weāre just being extra cautious. Now, lock the door.
TOM: Okay.
TOM is trying to find the right key.
TOM: I never know which key it is!
CLEM: Tom, keep your voice down.
TOM: Iām sorry Clementine, Iām tense. I always raise my voice when Iām tense, you know that. Why did I turn the lights on? I think we should go.
CLEM: Weāre not going until we get what we came for.
TOM: ā¦ I donāt know, Clem.
CLEM: You donāt know what?
TOM: I donāt know if I want to do this anymore.
CLEM: Tom, weāve already been through this.
TOM: I know we have.
CLEM: We went through it at your house, we went through it again as we were leaving your house, we went through it walking here, we went through it outside the door and now weāre going through it again. This company has taken from us, and now weāre going to take something from them.
TOM: By stealing though?
CLEM: Itās only stealing if you get caught.
TOM: No, even if you donāt get caught, itās still stealing.
CLEM: Tom, weāre doing this. The way this company has treated us, this is exactly what it deserves. In fact, it probably deserves worse, stealing this money, on the scale of things, is actually quite generous. Now, letās get on with it.
TOM: Iām not sure, Clem. Iām having second thoughts.
CLEM: Youāve already had your second thoughts Tom, and your third thoughts, and fourth and fifth thoughts, pretty soon your thoughts are going to be in double figures. This really isnāt a very big deal. I mean, you must have stolen from work before?
TOM: ā¦
CLEM: Have you?
TOM: Clem, is this really important?
CLEM: You have! What did you take?
TOM: ā¦ When it was my motherās birthday and I bought her that statue, the one that you didnāt like.
CLEM: It was an ugly statue, Tom.
TOM: Well, I forgot...
Table of contents
- Cover
- Half-title Page
- Title Page
- Copyright
- Contents
- Characters
- Scene One
- By the same author