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Richard Bean: Plays Four
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The new collection from Richard Bean, one of Britain's leading playwrights and the fastest-selling playwright in the history of the West End. This volume features an introduction by Mark Lawson and includes the plays: The Heretic, The Big Fellah and England People Very Nice.
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ENGLAND PEOPLE VERY NICE
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four.
George Orwell (1984)
George Orwell (1984)
Characters
A large, ethnically mixed company of actors is needed.
Some characters are recurring.
Some characters are recurring.
RECURRING CHARACTERS
NORFOLK DANNY / CARLO / AARON / MUSHI, 20s
The boy lover
The boy lover
CAMILLE / MARY / RUTH / DEBORAH, 20s
The girl lover
The girl lover
IDA, Pub barmaid
LAURIE, Pub landlord
RENNIE, Pub regular, originally from Barbados
CORE CAST FOR PROLOGUE / EPILOGUE â ALTHOUGH ALL PLAYERS ARE PRESENT
YAYAH, Male Nigerian
PHILIPPA, Female English
ELMAR, Male Azerbaydzhan
TAHER, Male Palestinian
SANYA, Female Kosovan
IQBAL, Male Yemen
OFFICER KELLY, Male Ulster
OFFICER PARKER, Male English
TATYANA, Female Serbian
GINNY, Female English, stage manager
Set / Staging
The play requires a large stage with the facility to fly in flats, or use still, or video projections, to establish locations as required. This process should be playful and non-naturalistic. The only constant location is the pub, which can be naturalistic.
England People Very Nice was first performed at the Olivier Theatre, National Theatre, on 4 February 2009, with the following cast:
Philip Arditti
Jamie Beamish
Paul Chequer
Olivia Colman
Rudi Dharmalingam
Sacha Dhawan
Hasina Haque
Tony Jayawardena
Trevor Laird
Elliot Levey
SiobhĂĄn McSweeney
Neet Mohan
Aaron Neil
Sophia Nomvete
Daniel Poyser
Claire Prempeh
Fred Ridgeway
Avin Shah
Sophie Stanton
Michelle Terry
David Verrey
Harvey Virdi
Director Nicholas Hytner
Designer Mark Thompson
Director of Animation Pete Bishop
Lighting Designer Neil Austin
Music Grant Olding
Choreographer Scarlett Mackmin
Sound Designer John Leonard
Prologue
A bare stage.
GINNY: (Off.) Full company to the stage please!
The company of actors breeze on. Other asylum seekers enter accompanied by Immigration Centre Officers. They are in costume, depicting the early history of Britain â Angles, Vikings, Saxons, Celts, etc.
PHILIPPA: NOTES! Itâs almostâŚquite good.
A mobile phone is heard. Itâs YAYAHâs. Heâs dressed as a Roman centurion with short sword, skirt, etc. He gives the short sword to a fellow asylum seeker and answers his phone.
YAYAH: (On phone.) Of course itâs me woman!⌠Listen! I am not in Lagos so you will have to beat the girl yourself! Goodbye, I am in a meeting!
PHILIPPA: Tatyana, no smoking please! Pocklington Immigration Centre is a place of work!
TATYANA: Where can I smoke?
PHILIPPA: Nowhere in England. Today weâre going to do a dress rehearsal working with Elmarâs animation, Iâve seen it, itâs absolutely amazing!
ELMAR: Every year in Azerbaydzhan I win the Silver Dragon for animated short.
TAHER: Who wins gold?
ELMAR: In Azerbaydzhan silver is first prize, if you win gold, youâve come second.
PHILIPPA: Unfortunately, for us, Doctor Kuti has been given leave to remain. So Taher will now give his St John, the sarcastic army-trained Hampstead liberal who gets mugged.
TAHER: If Doctor Kuti has had his envelope, all the envelopes must be here?
PHILIPPA: Mister Kelly!?
OFFICER KELLY: The strike is over, yeah, but I donât know anything about envelopes.
TAHER: Our cases were heard â [in October]
YAYAH: â Sit down man! Youâre pissing me off! We have a show to do!
ELMAR: In Azerbaydzhan we have a saying, âeating fish will not improve your swimmingâ.
PHILIPPA: Today we have music, the Pocklington Immigration Centre Officers officersâ band.
A roll on the drums. And messy contributions from the band. Applause from the players.
What else?
GINNY: (Distort / Off.) Nazeerah!
PHILIPPA: Thanks Ginny. Miss Gupta has âHome Officeâ interviews so I will take over the demanding roles of Mrs OâNeill and Camilla.
TATYANA: Camilla, the idiot!?
PHILIPPA: Yes. OK notes! Sanya?! Problem. I can hear the swearing. Ida is white working class Bethnal Green. To her âfackingâ, is not swearing â itâs punctuation.
SANYA: FUCKING frogs!
PHILIPPA: No! Pong âFrogsâ. Pong â theatrical term, emphasise Frogs.
SANYA: Fucking FROGS! Fucking MICKS! Fucking YIDS! Fucking PAKIS!
PHILIPPA: Perfect!
TAHER: Swearing is the truth, of course, when I worked in Israeli theatre I notice they swear all the time, but do Israelis care a shit about the truth â
PHILIPPA: â Taher! If you mention Israel today, youâre back in your cell. Can I do that, Mister Kelly?
OFFICER KELLY: Do what you...
Table of contents
- Cover
- Half-title Page
- Title Page
- Copyright
- Contents
- Introduction
- England People Very Nice
- The Big Fellah
- The Heretic