1
For Sale
IT WAS A TYPICALLY COLD, BLEAK FEBRUARY MORNING WHEN I LOOKED out the kitchen window and spotted a sign across the street on Dave and Betsy Andersonâs front lawn: âFor Sale.â This came as a complete surprise; I had assumed the Andersonsâcheerful acquaintances and active members of our small-town communityâwere neighborhood lifers. Hadnât they just retired? Werenât they still in Florida celebrating their new freedom with a snowbird vacation?
People like the Andersons donât just pick up and leave, do they? And why would they want to go? We live in a small, traditional New England town, one that people pay good money to visit. Tourists travel from hours away to take in our bucolic vistas, marvel at our historic architecture, dine in our sophisticated restaurants, and partake in our enviable number of cultural offerings. Itâs a charming place to live, like something out of a Norman Rockwell painting. In fact, Norman Rockwell once lived here.
Although we lived across the street from one another for about two years, the Andersons and I werenât particularly close. We didnât barbecue together in the summer, or sit around the fireplace in the winter sipping cocoa. In fact, I donât think I ever invited them inside my home. But we were friendly. When I left town for a few weeks of family vacation the summer before, it was Dave who mowed my lawn, unsolicited. âI had the mower running anyway, so I figured what the heck,â he modestly explained.
Dave and I frequently toured each otherâs yard, comparing notes about gardening and lawn care. His was immaculate, the lawn cut at a perfect ninety-degree angle to the house âto soften the edgesâ of his rectangular home. If a leaf fell, Dave was out there lickety-split with his leaf blower and preposterously large headphones. The shrubs were trimmed into perfect ovals, circles, and cones. Dave even tied a rope around his large pine tree and drew a tidy circle with it to mark the boundary between an acceptable accumulation of pine needles and a green lawn.
My yard, by comparison, was a far more haphazard work in progress. Dave started to take pity on me, stopping by to give occasional fatherly pep talks. âBeen a rough year for crabgrass,â he remarked to me one summer day. âIâve seen it all over town. Must be the hot weather.â Despite my best efforts, huge, gnarly clumps of it had thundered across my lawn. I found his words somewhat soothing (Itâs not just me!) until I glanced across the street at his dense, verdant turf.
Over the course of these two summers, I also got to know Betsy. Whether Dave was methodically detailing his van or organizing his garage so that every tool had a proper perch, he moved with precision. But Betsy was a firecracker. She drove a candy-apple-red Mazda Miata, and waved energetically whenever our eyes met across the street. She was the one who loudly cheered me on as I shakily rode my new skateboard down our street. I appreciated her for that.
We were at different stages in our lives and seemingly had little in common. As the Andersons pondered retirement, my wife and I celebrated the birth of our first child. And the Andersons obsessively played one sport we had little interest in learning: golf. But this disparity of ages was one reason we had purchased a house in this particular neighborhood. The generational span seemed to add stability and was somehow endearing.
Besides, I just plain liked the Andersons. They were great neighbors: cheerful, low-maintenance, and reassuringly normal. That is why the sudden appearance of the âFor Saleâ sign threw me for a loop.
The Andersons didnât return until early April, during another frosty spring. I ran into Dave a few days later, while I was out shoveling my driveway yet again. I asked him about the sign and he said something about moving to âsunny Florida.â Frankly, with my boots and mittens full of wet snow, I didnât blame him, and I wished him the best of luck selling his house.
âBut arenât you a little sad to be going?â I asked.
Dave puffed on his pipe. His face was one big warm smile, childlike in its intensity. âNope.â
Given the glut of houses on the marketâthree on our street aloneâthe Andersonsâ didnât sell right away, and so we spent another summer trading war stories about landscaping. One day Dave found me knee-deep in my shrubs, drenched in sweat, bugs swarming around my face, and my infant daughter perched on my back crying hysterically.
âHowâs it going?â he asked.
I had spent the morning overseeding my lawn in an unpredictable wind, and most of the seed was now in the street. Then I stepped on the sprinkler and broke it.
âOh, not bad,â I managed. âAnd you?â I got up and tried to shake his hand, but I was too busy swatting at bugs.
âYou know, they make a product that you spread on your lawn that takes care of all these gnats and flies,â he suggested, offering me the use of his lawn spreader.
âWhat does the lawn have to do with all these bugs?â I asked, perplexed.
âWell, thatâs where they come from, where they live. Havenât you noticed?â
The conversation soon turned to Daveâs imminent move. I still felt a little let down by his decision to move away so abruptly. Didnât he feel at least some regret? Werenât he and Betsy going to miss strolling into town for dinner and waving to old friends along the way?
âWe never intended to leave the neighborhood, Andrew,â he explained. âAs you know, Iâm not someone who makes rash decisions. But then we discovered The Villages. Itâs not so much that weâre leaving here as weâre being drawn to another place. Our hearts are now in The Villages.â
The Villages? The name was so bland it didnât even register. All I could picture was a collection of English hamlets in the Cotswolds bound together by narrow lanes and walking trails. But I thought Dave had said they were moving to Florida.
Over the course of the summer, Dave cleared up my confusion. At first, his descriptions of The Villages were so outrageous, so over the top, that I figured he must have been pulling my leg. Then he started bringing me clippings from The Villagesâ own newspaper. As I sat and read them, I was filled with a sense of comic wonder mixed with a growing alarm.
The Andersons were moving to the largest gated retirement community in the world. It spanned three counties, two zip codes, and more than 20,000 acres. The Villages itself, Dave explained, was subdivided into dozens of separate gated communities, each its own distinct entity, yet fully integrated into a greater whole that shared two manufactured downtowns, a financial district, and several shopping centers, and all of it connected by nearly 100 miles of golf cart trails.
I had trouble imaging the enormousness of the place. I didnât have any reference points with which to compare such a phenomenon. Was it a town, or a subdivision, or something like a college campus? And if it was as big as Dave described, then how could residents travel everywhere on golf carts? Dave described golf cart tunnels, golf cart bridges, and even golf cart tailgates. And these were no dinky caddie replacements. According to Dave, some of them cost upwards of $25,000 and were souped up to look like Hummers, Mercedes sedans, and hot rods.
The roads are especially designed for golf cart traffic, Dave told me, because residents drive the carts everywhere: to supermarkets, hardware stores, movie theaters, and even churches. With one charge, a resident can drive about forty miles, which, Dave explains to me, âis enough to go anywhere youâd want to go.â
According to the Andersons, The Villages provides its 75,000 residents (it is building homes for 35,000 more) with anything their hearts could possibly desire, mostly sealed inside gates: countless recreation centers staffed with full-time directors; dozens of pools; hundreds of hobby and affinity clubs; two spotless, crime-free village centers with friendly, affordable restaurants; and three dozen golf coursesâone for each day of the monthâwith plans for many more.
More important, The Villages provides residents with something else they apparently craveâa world without children. An individual must be at least fifty-five years old to purchase a home in The Villages, and no one under nineteen may live thereâperiod. Children may visit, but their stays are strictly limited to a total of thirty days a year, and the developer reserves the right to periodically request that residents verify their age. As a new father, I found this rule particularly perplexing, although I hesitated to say as much.
I asked Dave, a schoolteacher for thirty years, if he felt uncomfortable living in a community without children, and I was surprised when he answered that he was actually looking forward to it. âI was tired of trying to imagine what a thirteen-year-old girl in my classroom was going through,â Dave said. âIâm not thirteen, and Iâm not a girl. I want to spend time with people who are retired like me.â
When I asked about diversity, Betsy said that she didnât much care for it. Dave explained that diversity to him is more about interests and background than about age or racial demographics. âThere are very few blacksâalthough I did play golf with a nice manâand I donât think Iâve seen any Orientals, but thereâs still so much stimulus there. Diversity exists if you want to find it. There are hundreds and hundreds of clubs to join, and if you donât find one that suits your interests, theyâll help you start one.â
Orientals? I hadnât heard that word since the 1970s, when chop suey was considered an exotic menu item. It never occurred to me how culturally out of sync I was with my neighbors. Although Dave and Betsy were young retirees (fifty-five and sixty-two, respectively), we were clearly of two different generations.
âLife in The Villages is really too much to describe,â Betsy added. âItâs simply unforgettable. For me, it was love at first sight.â She patted her heart for emphasis. âI can only equate it to the movie The Stepford Wives. Everyone had a smile on their face like itâs too good to be true. But it really is.â
âI was real worried about Elizabeth when it was time to go,â Dave said. âI was worried she would just crumble when we left to come back up here. The place really touched her heart.â
âThere are a lot of people just like us,â Betsy continued. âI was very comfortable there. Itâs where I want to be. It has everything I could possibly want.â
I was struck by how many of Daveâs newspaper clippings described the residentsâ unusual leisure pursuits, including their fascination with gaining entry into the Guinness Book of World Records. In the eight months Dave had his house up for sale, his compatriots down south qualified for the big book twice: first for the worldâs largest simultaneous electric slide (1,200 boogying seniors), and next for the worldâs longest golf cart parade (nearly 3,500 low-speed vehicles).
As amusing as these descriptions of daily life in The Villages were, they left me feeling dismayed, even annoyed. Were the Andersons really going to drop out of our community, move to Florida, and sequester themselves in a gated geritopia? Dave and Betsy had volunteered on the EMS squad, and Betsy also volunteered at the senior center and our local hospice. By all accounts, they were solid citizens with many more years of significant community involvement ahead of them.
And frankly, our community needed the Andersons. There were whispers that the town intended to pave over our little neighborhood park with a 20,000-square-foot fire station. Other sites were being considered for the station, but because the town owned the property it would be cheaper to build it there. The Andersons were a known quantity around town. They were respected and presumably knew how to navigate town hall and the surprisingly acrimonious politics of small-town New England. And now they were leavingârunning off to a planned community where such headaches in all probability didnât exist. Rather than lead, they had chosen to secede.
As Betsy described The Villagesâ accommodations for the terminally ill, it was clear that she had no intention of ever returning to our community. âThe rooms overlook a golf course!â she said. âThe Villages has even made dying a little more pleasant!â
After spending so much time discussing retirement living with the Andersons, I decided to take a peek at one of the few places in our town that Iâd never bothered to visit: the senior center. I found it to be a rather glum-looking building, resembling an oversize ranch house, with small windows. One look at the activities offered, and it was plain to see that they paled by comparison with the hundreds of activities going on at The Villages: just a lunch âexcursionâ to a local Chinese restaurant, an art class, and a weekly bridge game. A flyer on the bulletin board advertised a free seniorsâ seminar titled âI Donât Want to Go to a Nursing Home!â
Money budgeted for seniorsâ activities and services represented less than half of one percent of our townâs annual expenditures. Meanwhile our school system devoured fifty-five percent of the town budget, and residents had recently approved a $20 million bond issue to build two new schools.
This lopsided arrangement isnât lost on Dave. âPretty soon, Andrew, your daughter will be school-age and your greatest concern will be the school system,â he told me one day as I struggled to install a tree swing in my backyard. âYouâll want your tax dollars to go there. But our needs are different and weâre in competition for a finite amount of resources. Itâs not a negative thing; it just exists. At The Villages, thereâs not that same competition. Itâs not a matter of funding a senior center or a preschool program, because at The Villages we spend our dollars on ourselves.â
By September, the little ranch house across the street had found a buyer. The Andersons spent the month packing up their belongings, while I planted crocuses in preparation for winter. The Andersons were positively ebullient on moving day. âThe Villages puts everything we had here in a different light,â Dave told me, while waving good-bye to our mailman, Kevin. âSure, we had a lovely home, a nice neighborhood, some status in the community, and some good friends. But none of that measured up to the two months we spent in The Villages.â
Betsy mechanically surveyed her empty home as if she were giving a hotel room a quick once-over before checking out. âItâs called ânew beginnings,ââ she said. Dave asked me if I wanted his winter boots. âI wonât be needing them anymore,â he said.
As the days grew shorter, the leaves turned fiery red and the sky a brilliant autumnal blue, I soldiered on in the garden while my wife pushed our daughter in her new tree swing. It would be several weeks before the new neighbors moved in, and I couldnât help looking across the street at Daveâs leaf-strewn yard and empty house. It fell to me to organize the neighborhood against paving over our park, and I reluctantly accepted the challenge. I soon found myself flushed with purpose, sitting at the computer writing editorials and waiting outside our local co-op grocery store in a bitter wind for signatures on a petition.
A few months later, I received an e-mail from Dave. âThe Villagesâ mystique has not dimmed,â he wrote. âIt was the right move at the right time for the right people. Weâve asked ourselves many times if we have any regrets. The answer is always the same, âNo.â He went on to invite me down to see the place for myself. âMaybe youâll want to write a book about it.â
Iâd already started taking notes, awkwardly following the Andersons around and writing down everything they said, like an ethnologist recording an oral history. Their move fascinated meâand kept me up at night. How could two bright individuals be drawn to something as seemingly ridiculous as The Villages? And by the looks of it, they were clearly not alone. Something was afoot; I could feel it. I suspected that the Andersons were in the vanguard of a significant cultural shift. I took Dave up on his offer.
As the day of my departure for Florida neared, it occurred to me that I had never visited a retirement community before, and so I had no idea what to pack. How does one dress for golf and bingo? I certainly didnât want to cause the Andersons any embarrassment. With gritted teeth, I resolved to purchase a pair of casual loafers, argyle socks, and a sweater vest.
2
Whereâs Beaver?
THE VILLAGES IS LOCATED ROUGHLY IN THE CENTER OF FLORIDA, about an hour north of Orlando International Airport, where I touch down feeling like a dork in my new argyle socks and loafers, and surrounded by giggling children running around in mouse ears. Given my travel budget, I rent an old beater, which is spray-painted black and is missing hubcaps, and whose odometer registers a quarter-million miles. The car shudders and misfires as I drive north along a relatively lonesome patch of the Florida Turnpike, which to my surprise cuts through rolling pastureland instead of swamps. This is Floridaâs âhigh country,â home to the stateâs cattle industry, which is slowly disappearing as ranchers sell their sprawling properties to housing developers and land speculators.
The sides of the road sprout billboards advertising retirement communities. Photos of seniors playing golf and relaxing in pools are plastered with slogans such as âLife is lovelier,â âOn top of the world,â and âLive the life youâve been waiting your whole life for!â Interspersed are signs advertising the central Florida of old: hot-boiled peanuts, deerskin moccasins, and âgator meat.
I donât see any advertisements for The Villages, but I do see state highway signs that guide me there via an off-ramp and a few small towns filled with vacant storefronts and roadside citrus vendors. I know I am getting close when the loamy soil and piney solitude segue into a construction site that stretches as far as the eye can see. A billboard displays a joyful phrase not often seen these days: âThe Villages welcomes Wal-Mart!â
A short distance farther I spot the top of a beige water tower painted with The Villagesâ omnipresent logoâits name written in a looping 1970s-era faux-Spanish script. The construction is soon replaced with lush fairways speckled with golfers. I turn on the radio and tune in to WVLG AM640, The Villagesâ own radio station.
âItâs a beautiful day in The Villages,â the DJ announces. âArenât we lucky to live here? OK, folks, here is a favorite I know youâre going to love. The Candy Man Can. Câmon, letâs sing it together.â I listen in resigned silence to Sammy Davis Jr. and his effervescent lyrics about dew-sprinkled sunrises, feeling slightly claustrophobic and uneasy about living in a gated retirement community for the next month. Can someone under forty and as restless as I am sur...