Chapter One
1933: A Call to Arms
âSomehow Will, I donât think youâre cut out to be either a chemist or a dentist,â said Mr Bayley who performed both functions in the little market town of Uppingham where we lived. He was looking at the wreckage of the chair. He didnât seem to mind about the glazed ceiling I had fallen through (his dental room ceiling); it was the chair that bothered him. It was brand new, his pride and joy â adjustable head rest, touch here for up, press there for down, swivel with ease.
âYou wouldnât think it would break so easily.â
âI donât suppose you would, Will.â
He was a nice man. He paid me fourteen shillings a week and gave me a day off to study maths â private tuition for which he also paid. Mr Bayley had been understanding about the new delivery bicycle too but that was more easily mended. When I told him some time after the chair incident that I had signed on for the army, he said that it was probably a good thing.
âNo vacancies in the 11th Hussars, my lad,â the sergeant said at the recruiting office in Stamford.
âWhat about the 9th Lancers?â
âFully subscribed . . .â He thought for a minute. âTell you what. Why not join the Royal Tank Corps? They need bright lads.â
I hadnât much idea about the Tank Corps but I agreed all the same. The recruiters gave me a short test in English and maths and I signed on the dotted line, received the âkingâs shillingâ, and left with instructions to report to Bovington Camp in Dorset. When I told my parents what I had done, only my mother seemed to have doubts. My father, who was struggling to make a living out of a pub in which he had a part share, agreed with Mr Bayley â probably a good idea. The Depression was at its height and steady jobs were hard to find.
I donât think a single one of the thirty-four other recruits in Squad 386 had ever heard of Uppingham, or even of Rutland. Most of them were English, but there were five Scots, four Welshmen and three Irishmen. Jock Pennycuick, who had his bed next to mine in the barrack-room, could have been a Chinaman for all I knew. He was a Glaswegian and I never understood a single word he said during the whole of our training.
Paddy Davis on the other side bothered me because he confided that he had joined up only so he could learn about weapons in the shortest possible time. He was a member of Sinn Fein (whatever that was) and was going to join the IRA. I only half believed him, but he deserted after twelve weeks and much later I heard he and his brothers had been killed while carrying out some terrorist activity.
Barrack life was pretty awful in those days: no privacy and rotten food. The squad occupied two connected huts and its members spent much of their time fighting amongst each other; I was glad I was fairly athletic and useful with my fists.
After three monthsâ initial training we were given a weekend pass to go home, having turned out with khaki spotless, buttons gleaming, belt snow-white, puttees immaculate and boots which had been âbonedâ with a toothbrush handle for hours so they shone like mirrors. Each vision of martial splendour was capped with a black beret bearing the corps badge â a First World War tank within a laurel leaf â and the motto âFear Naughtâ. Sergeant Lemon, known as the âBlond Bastard of Bovingtonâ and his henchman, Corporal Fitzpatrick, had at least made us look like soldiers. As for fearing naught â we certainly had a healthy respect for our teachers. It had been a question of drill and more drill, polish and scrub, scrub and polish, with table-tops whiter than white.
After our brief leave we began drilling again, spending every morning marching about as a squad, but to flag signals instead of shouted orders. That was how tanks still communicated; if there was wireless, we certainly didnât see it.
In the afternoons we learned to drive the Vickers Marks I and II over the sandy Dorset heathland. These handy little tanks had been produced in the early 1920s and weighed between twelve and fourteen tons (there were variations). With a crew of five, they could do eighteen miles per hour and carried a three-pounder gun and up to six machine guns.
For some weeks we poured shot and shell and belts of .303 into the hillside at Lulworth Camp, on the coast down the road from Bovington. On fine summer days I used to speculate on the possibility of adventures on the North-West Frontier where there were armoured car squadrons. The thought of any other sort of war didnât really occur to me. Other romantic notions were inspired by a slight figure on a powerful motorcycle who hurtled round the narrow lanes: T E Lawrence â Lawrence of Arabia â remained a subject of mystery and fascination. We were baffled to know why anyone who had reached the dizzy heights of lieutenant colonel and become a national hero, should ever have wanted to join the Tank Corps as a trooper, or the RAF as an airman. Why should he want to tuck himself away in the cottage behind the mass of rhododendrons on Cloudâs Hill that we passed regularly? He seemed to live a lonely and secret existence and I donât remember anyone â certainly none of my acquaintances â ever exchanging a word with him. News that heâd been killed came as a real shock â on the road leading to the camp, heâd swerved to avoid some children and crashed, they said. Those of us chosen to form part of the guard of honour at his funeral in 1935 spent some time learning to go through the motions of âRest on Your Arms Reversed!â with .45 Colt revolvers.
My posting to 3rd Battalion, Royal Tank Corps in early 1934, stationed at Lydd in Kent, was most welcome and a relief following the rigorous training at Bovington Camp. It was also the start of a relationship with the unit that would take me through the whole of the Second World War.
The incidents I shall relate are some of the many that could be told of the â3rd Tanksâ and of the men who fought and died in tanks in the Second World War. It is the story of the men who fought at Calais, on the beaches of Normandy, and in the desert battles of 1941 to 1943, in Greece and Italy.
Chapter Two
Fordingbridge: A Time for Counting
The balloon went up while we were sitting in the lounge of the George at Fordingbridge watching the coots skidding over the surface of the Hampshire Avon. It was a cool grey evening. A regimental policeman stuck his head through the door and said: âAll 3RTR personnel report back to camp immediately.â
There were half a dozen of us, sergeants and wives, and we werenât altogether surprised. A few days earlier our tanks had been loaded onto flat-cars and transported with all our heavy equipment to be put aboard a steamer. The battalion was due to join the 1st Armoured Division assembling âsomewhere in Franceâ, in fact just south of the Somme. For more than a week the BBC had been reporting a situation of growing confusion and fierce fighting across the Channel and we expected to be sent for.
What was startling was the news that we would be moving out at 10 p.m. It was then 8 p.m. on 21 May. There had been no warning notice and the men of the battalion were scattered throughout the surrounding area. Messages had to be flashed on the cinema screens at Ringwood and Salisbury; cafes and pubs were scoured. The colonel came racing back from Bournemouth where he had taken his wife for dinner. It was midnight before the crowded train pulled out of the little country station and a number of men were still missing. Many wives, including my own â Josie and I had been married for six months â were living in billets in Fordingbridge and came to see us off. There were a few tears but most of the girls put on a brave face.
We were puzzled when the blacked-out train steamed on and on through the countryside: we had expected a fairly swift trip to Southampton. The next morning we were rumbling through hop fields and shortly pulled into Dover. There was no sign of the City of Christchurch, the ship carrying our tanks.
An irreverent voice shouted: âLook at Reggie â he doesnât look at all happy!â
âReggieâ was the CO â Lieutenant Colonel R C Keller, who had taken command in October 1939. A staff car was waiting at the station and whisked him away. The colonel looked even gloomier when he returned clutching a bundle of envelopes. None the wiser, we filed aboard the Maid of Orleans, a Southern Railways cross-channel steamer. We were happy not to have to carry our kit-bags, which had been stored separately.
Until the moment we cast off, at 11 a.m., anxious figures were hurrying across the quayside to the ship, having made their own way to the port. They clambered aboard to ribald shouts from their pals, who seemed to be of one mind as to what caused them to miss the train. Up to then, it was still good fun. We crowded into the saloons, packed the corridors and decks, and speculated wildly as to where we were going. A company of sappers and some London territorials, who belonged to a battalion sailing in another ship, knew nothing either.
âWeâre supposed to be motorcyclists,â a sergeant in the Queen Victoriaâs Rifles told us, âbut weâve had to leave our machines behind.â Like us, they were armed with nothing more potent than their revolvers.
We told them we had no idea where our tanks were and everybody had a good laugh. The general consensus of opinion was that the army was overdoing it as usual and when we got to wherever we were going, we would sit around for days, wondering what all the rush had been about. Our minds were still conditioned by stories of the Great War. Sometimes the Germans had been winning, sometimes the British and French, but it had all worked out in the end, even though there had been some nasty moments in 1918. Now the Phoney War was over, things were only just starting.
Whistles sounded.
âRight, gather round.â
We assembled by squadrons, more or less, and were told our destination. It would be Calais.
âOur tanks will be delivered there and you will prepare them for action immediately. Light enemy armoured forces have broken through somewhere to the north and we will find them and deal with them.â
So there would be no training period âbehind the linesâ. There was no more talk about joining the 1st Armoured Division.
âI thought this was supposed to be a pleasure steamer,â cracked âSockerâ Heath, a troop sergeant. He had once knocked out four men in a night in the army boxing championships.
As we steamed slowly through the dense mist we argued over what we would do if the ship carrying our tanks was sunk before she reached Calais. There would be nothing for us to fight with. âTubbyâ Ballard pointed out that if the Maid went down, there would be no one to drive the tanks even if they did arrive.
I had a rapport with Tubby, who came from somewhere in Northamptonshire and was one of the few people who had ever heard of my own county of Rutland. Earlier that year weâd been billeted together with a nice family at Hitchin.
The little convoy crawled on. Muffled thumps shook the blanket of fog. As it lifted, the outlines of the escorting destroyers sharpened and we made out the coast. People waved to us from promenades. Someone who had once been there on a day trip identified the clock tower of the town hall at Calais. Dark smoke was rising over the docks. By the time we tied up only a few bombs had fallen around the harbour station, but nearly every window had been blown out. British and French soldiers and dockers were crunching about aimlessly on a sea of glass.
âStay where you are,â we were told.
We felt unwanted. Weâd not been issued with British Expeditionary Force identity cards! Rumours went round that Fifth Columnists dressed in Allied uniforms were sniping in the town. The gendarmes were likely to shoot anyone without an ID card. Not wishing to be shot, we lined the rails and watched the colonel engage in a heated argument on the quay with a British officer who had arrived with a car full of baggage, obviously bound for Dover. The colonel had someone dump this on the ground, took over the vehicle, and drove off. We were only allowed ashore when he reappeared, fuming at being refused entry to the French command post. He had to find a British HQ, which had been set up by the port administrative staff.
Threading our way through piles of rations and stores, while avoiding a train pulling in, we headed for the dunes behind the Gare Maritime and sat about. The Queen Victoriaâs Rifles, who had found some Brens and anti-tank rifles, marched off towards the town. Sirens wailed and we saw black bursts around high-flying bombers. The ack-ack stopped when a couple of fighters appeared and one of the raiders dived into the sea with an almighty splash.
âServe the bastard right for getting us out of the pub before closing time,â said Socker.
We remained interested spectators until 4 p.m. when the City of Christchurch docked: a strange sight, as her decks were stacked with wooden crates.
âAmmunition?â
A seaman enlightened us: âNo. Petrol!â
âCanât be.â
âTheyâre full of four gallon cans, mate.â
In the holds below were our fighting vehicles.
âAt least ours should be first off,â said Billy Barlow. âIt was last on.â
Billy was the driver of my scout car. The recce troop had ten Daimler Dingos and was commanded by Lieutenant Morgan. I was his troop sergeant. The Dingo was one of the few vehicles I encountered (on our side) during the war that was ideal for the job it had to do. Less than five feet high, it could travel at 55mph forwards or backwards. It had a crew of two and mounted a single Bren light machine gun. The commander observed from an open cockpit while the No 2 â in my case, Billy â did the driving.
Billy was well known throughout the battalion because his family ran the fish and chip shop at Lydd while we were stationed there during the late 1930s. Although he had been called up as a militiaman before the war, he had managed to get himself posted to us.
The first nagging suspicions that something might be seriously wrong arose as the evening mists closed in. Crate-loads of petrol drums were still piled high on the decks of the City of Christchurch. Not unnaturally, the French dockers, who, in any case, had been working flat out for days and were exhausted, did not want to be cremated alive. Every time the sirens went off, they bolted into shelters. The crew of the Maid was not too optimistic about its prospects either and an armed guard was posted to stop any of them clearing off. To make matters worse, the electricity supply to quayside cranes was more frequently off than on, and in the end the shipâs derricks had to be used. The sapper unit that had travelled with us worked wonders, but, despite added help from our troopers, the unloading continued at a snailâs pace.
As soon as the crews could get into the holds they were down there looki...