Try to play this scene in as animated and stylistic manner as possible. Some of the best versions I have seen have had four actors multi rolling. This has forced them to be imaginative about, for example, the creation of the Troll. This grotesque creature can be been created by all the performers suddenly becoming this one character1 and swiftly returning to become their original roles. There are also possibilities to re-visit this creature to enable the audience to see the Drs through Catherineās eyes later in the play (Section 6).
Aim for cartoon/comedy style differentiation in the portrayal of the family of goats. Use every possibility to make this scene both engaging and funny. Adding the occasional involuntary āBahā always goes down well. Feel free to play with the scene! It needs to be a highlight!
1 For an example of how to do this see the Billy Goat 4 play on the bonus feature Crossing The Bridge (by RSCoYT) on the Hard to Swallow DVD/download available from Salamander Street.
Section 1
THE BILLY GOATS
NARRATOR: Once upon a time there was a family of goats.
DADDY: There was a daddy goat.
MUMMY: There was a mummy goat.
BABY: And a baby goat.
ALL: Aaah!
MUMMY & DADDY: High expectations.
MUMMY: To cross the bridge.
DADDY: To live in the green field.
MUMMY & DADDY: Just like we did when we were young.
MUMMY & DADDY: Cross the bridge.
BABY: But I must tidy my playpen.
MUMMY & DADDY: Cross the bridge.
BABY: Tidy my playpen.
MUMMY, DADDY & NARRATOR: (Chanting.) Cross the bridgeā¦ cross the bridgeā¦ cross the bridgeā¦ cross the bridgeā¦
TROLL: (Leaping onto the bridge blocking BABYās path. Threatening.) Troll!
BABY: Scared.
TROLL: (Threatening.) Troll!
BABY: Scared. (Running to parents.)
TROLL: (Threatening.) Troll!
MUMMY: Protection.
BABY: Safety.
DADDY: Seethe.
BABY: Playpen. (Goes into it.) Security.
DADDY: Open the door!
MUMMY: Leave Baby aloneā¦
DADDY: Cross the bridge!
MUMMY: Be patient.
DADDY: Open the door.
MUMMY: Leave Baby alone.
DADDY: Cross the bridge!
MUMMY: Be patient.
DADDY: (To MUMMY.) Donāt you see? Baby will never come out!
NARRATOR: Visitor from a neighbouring field.
JO: Jo the Goat. (To MUMMY.) Playpen.
MUMMY: Cross the bridge.
JO: Playpenā¦ just like Babyās.
MUMMY: Here it isā¦ but our baby never came out.
TROLL: You can have one too. Iāll build one for youā¦
JO: Smallā¦ Frighteningā¦
TROLL: You can have one too. Iāll build one for you.
JO: I donāt like itā¦ I donāt want it.
MUMMY, DADDY & NARRATOR: Cross the bridgeā¦ cross the bridgeā¦ cross the bridgeā¦
TROLL: (Disheartened.) You can have one too. Iāll build one for you.
TROLL sits on the bridge sobbing as JO successfully crosses the bridge.
MUMMY, DADDY & NARRATOR: Crossed the bridge.
(Silence.)
Section 2
CHRISTMAS ā73 ā THE DUNBAR HOUSEHOLD
MAUREEN, JOHN, SIMON, ANNA and CATHERINE are seated round their dining table. In āfast forwardā motion they mime eating their Christmas dinner etc. The family are enjoying themselves, pulling crackers etc. accompanied by Christmas Carol which is also sped up. Each of the characters wears a party hat for the duration of this scene. The aim of the scene is to illustrate a happy family.
ALL: Christmas 1973.
MAUREEN & JOHN: Christmas Day. Five oāclock in the morning.
SIMON: Wakey wakey!
ANNA, SIMON & CATHERINE: Celebration!
ANNA: Bleary eyes focus on.
ANNA, SIMON & CATHERINE: (Screaming with excitement.) Christmas stockingsā¦ rush.
CATHERINE: Lots of new toys.
ANNA, SIMON & CATHERINE: Loads of noise!
ANNA: Sweets.
ANNA, SIMON & CATHERINE: Lots to eat. Mmmm! Tasty!
SIMON: Ten-fifteen.
ANNA, SIMON & CATHERINE: (Sung a la plainsong.) Time for church.
ANNA: Annaā¦ brand-new blouse.
SIMON: Simonā¦ brand-new tie.
ANNA & CATHERINE: (Jokingly.) Sexy!
CATHERINE: Catherineā¦ a brand-new skirt.
ANNA, SIMON & CATHERINE: Ready.
JOHN: Christmas, and the weeks leading up to it, were always a time of activity, excitement and joyfulness in our family. We always paid a visit toā¦
ANNA, SIMON & CATHERINE: Harrodsā toy department. Wow!
JOHN: And nearer Christmas we would make another trip to London to see the light...