Section 1: Appreciate What Youâve Got
Lucky Name
According to Mumsnet, about one in five British parents regret their choice of childrenâs names. Perhaps this is no wonder, given that baby names registered in the UK in recent years include Marvellous, Isis, Danger and Shy.
I reckon a similar ratio applies to marketers, although perhaps with less justification.
Many brand owners worry that their moniker isnât quite right. Maybe itâs too long, too generic, too regional or just not catchy enough. Perhaps the advance of technology has rendered it archaic, or the foreign origins make it hard to pronounce. Alternatively, itâs not search-friendly or not cut out for social. Whatever the reason, some marketers look at their brand name with something approaching parental regret.
I think this angst is a result of the pressure that has been piled on the naming decision over the years. In particular, the pioneers of positioning, Al Ries and Jack Trout, warned that naming was âthe single most important marketing decision a company can makeâ. They then listed nine features of a great brand name, saying that it should be âshort, simple, suggestive of the category, unique, alliterative, speakable, spellable, shocking and personalisedâ. To be fair, they didnât require every name to pass all nine tests, but they did urge marketers to tick off as many boxes as they could. Measured against this yardstick, you can see why many brand managers feel inadequate.
Iâm not denying that this decision is really important. I remember how much time my partners and I spent on our own choice, before landing on Lucky Generals. But all my experience tells me that a good business maketh the name, not the other way round. Put simply, itâs much more important to have a great product, which will then reflect well on the brand, than pin all your hopes on a clever play on words.
Unconvinced?
Consider the story of AskJeeves versus Google. The former is arguably a much better name for a search engine. Itâs certainly more suggestive of the category and brings a sense of human, intuitive service, whereas the latter just sounds like a faceless algorithm. We all know what happened next though.
Then thereâs MySpace and Facebook. The first is much more personal, inspirational and emotional â but it was left for dust by a clumsy reference to student yearbooks.
I could go on, but hopefully you get my point. If a good name is no guarantee of success, then a bad name shouldnât necessarily be viewed as a burden either. As with so many examples in this book, itâs what you do with the hand youâre dealt, that ultimately determines your luck.
I was reminded of this a few years ago, when I was working on Loyd Grossmanâs range of cooking sauces.
Brands that are named after celebrity founders are particularly tricky because their currency is so dependent on the fortunes of their namesakes. Itâs why many stars take a subtler approach these days, providing backing behind the scenes rather than on the pack. But back then, we were still in the era of Paul Newmanâs dressings, Linda McCartneyâs meat-free range and George Foremanâs grills rather than Casamigos (George Clooney), Fenty (Rihanna) and Ivy Park (BeyoncĂ©).
In Loydâs case, putting his face and name on the label had been a very deliberate choice. Heâd launched the range in 1995, at a time when he was the presenter of two big shows on British television: Masterchef and Through the Keyhole. Before that, heâd worked for many years as a highly respected food critic. So his endorsement originally brought both fame and credibility. This wasnât just a celebrity selling his signature for a quick buck; he really cared about the product and played an active role in the development of new recipes. Over the next decade or so, the brand grew stronger and the range expanded from pasta sauces to encompass many more cuisines.
By 2009, though, sales were slowing. There were lots of reasons behind this, including increased competition from apparently similar (but actually inferior) rivals.
However, one factor was arguably that Loydâs own profile was not what it had been. In recent years, heâd chosen to prioritise other interests outside of TV and journalism (including guitar duties in a rather nifty punk band called The New Forbidden). As a result, a new generation of home cooks was growing up without a full understanding of Loydâs backstory.
Worse still, the main thing people did remember about Loyd was that he had a rather odd accent. Raised in Boston and then relocated to the UK, his mangled vowels sounded like an affectation, although they were completely genuine. It didnât seem like a great claim to fame, so his marketing team inevitably began to wonder whether it was time to evolve the brand name to something subtler. âLG Saucesâ was mooted. I wasnât sure. Not least because I didnât fancy breaking the news to the man himself!
Cut to a rather awkward meeting with Loyd and his brand team. We pored over the data. We reviewed the competition in excruciating detail. We looked at the new products that were coming through. In short, we talked about everything apart from the one thing we needed to. The poor man must have thought we were behaving very oddly.
Eventually, Iâd had enough and bravely took things into my own hands. By which I mean I passed a note to my partner Helen and asked her to do something. And guess what? When she gingerly mentioned the fact that the one thing people associated with Loyd was his voice, he laughed out loud. It turned out that this was not news to him at all because âeven my childraaaaan make fuhhhhn of me awwwwl the tihhhhmeâ.
This was the breakthrough we needed. Instead of shying away from the supposed problem, we embraced it. We stuck with the name but developed a line to breathe new life into it:
âSauces with a distinctive voice.â
We then created some funny advertising, featuring people doing impressions of Loyd as they cooked. Even Loyd got in on the act, with a brilliant, self-deprecating cameo of his own.
It wasnât just entertainment for the sake of it. It was a powerful reminder of Loydâs culinary credentials and the fact that his sauces were a cut above the rest. All served up with a generous helping of wit. A decade or so on, the brand is still going strong.
Which just goes to show, thereâs really no such thing as a bad name, as long as you have a good imagination.
Go Luck Yourself
Convention says: A problematic name will wreck your chances of success.
Luck says: Your name is what you make of it.
So ask yourself: How might your brand name give you a more distinctive voice?
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