BOOK 1 CHAPTER 1
How much Manfred Singleton can see is
subject to dispute. No one on sleepy
Rock Oyster Island has ever observed
him without his shades, cumbersome Aristotle
Onassis numbers, with lenses like the butt ends
of plus-sized Heinekens. Mind you, Manfred
keeps to himself, heâs not the sort of person
you meet at the store. Talk to the locals,
youâll learn thereâs a lot not to know about him.
Like where he got four million bucks (give or
take) for a concrete monstrosity by Richwhite &
Crotch. Like whether the godawful squealing
noise that he pipes from a sound system
hidden in the spinifex really is some kind
of âdifficultâ music or just meant to scare
the little shits who throw stones on his roof.
Cranky old Manfred! Where would the gossips
at the Bali Hai Tearooms be without him?
Just as well, really, they canât see him now.
What kind of creep (they might plausibly ask)
needs to wear military night-vision goggles
to stare at himself in a mirror in
a darkened room? A room that resembles
an underground bunker, or some dire
modernist concert hall: off-form concrete,
mean leather couches, electronic
keyboards, a mixing desk. And a portable
clothes rack, on which he first tidily
hangs up his jacket and Hugo Boss shirt,
and then wheels aside to gaze neutrally
at the insensate void where his breasts
used to be. No one would call him a clubbable
fellow, you canât blame the locals for
having their doubts. But fear not, amiable
reader: Manfred sees everything.
On the darkened headland, across the bay
at the Blue Pacific Wellness Farm,
scented tealights in thick glass tumblers
burn on the doorsteps of two dozen cedar
chalets. In 500-thread-count Egyptian cotton
the worried well sleep their dreamless sleep:
the well fed, the well stretched, the well
scrubbed and mud-bathed and rubbed and exfoliated,
punctured and pampered, heard and affirmed,
the chakra-balanced, the colonically
irrigated . . . Only the patients of
Juanita DĂaz, Analista Lacaniana
(late of Buenos Aires, by way of Melbourne,
Australia), enjoy visitations through
the Gate of Horn. Dr DĂaz insists
on this, and her patients know better than to
disappoint her. Likewise Sigrid Tupelo,
her quondam lover and co-director;
and so, for that matter, Sigridâs husband,
cactus fancier, de-frocked scholar
and tacit third partner in the BPWF,
ex-professor Jonah (Joe) Bravo. Not
that Juanita is fierce, exactly, but both
would agree sheâs âparticularâ. She is also,
Joe has just been reflecting, apropos
of something she was almost about to
say, quite possibly the most opaque
woman he has ever nursed a crush on.
This, mind you, with no disrespect to
Sigrid â Griddle, as he calls her in fun;
also Gridiron, Grid-search, Gridlock, Two
Pillow, Tuppence, and pet names more banal
still â a severely perplexing woman in
her own right. It is midnight in what is
informally known as the Farmhouse (a.k.a.
Sigrid and Joeâs), at the kitchen table
of which the three partners have been
knocking off a notable Malbec by Enrique
Foster. Juanita, now set to call it a night,
bestows her buenas noches kisses
and heads up the slope through the olives
to her separate quarters. âSomethingâs
bothering her,â says Joe, as he rounds up
the glasses and rinses them off. âItâs always a bad
sign when Nita stays late.â Sigrid looks up
from her spreadsheet. âYes, I thought so too.â
The clinker-built dinghy rows like a bathtub
but Marigold Ingle doesnât care.
When she digs on the oars she can feel her
core body converting the waterâs inertia
to thrust. It makes her feel powerful like
nothing she knows: as strong as the make-believe
father whose hippie hands crafted it.
In the glare of the headlamp, garfish,
suspended, ride above the seagrass like slender
blue rods. The spotlight undoes them: held
by its gaze, they wait for the dip net
she slides underneath them. She does her work
crisply â a dozen is plenty â turns off
the spotlight, lies back and lets the boat drift.
Her mother â her lovely Aquarian name,
Persia, thatâs what she always called her â
nights like this theyâd play Constellations,
inventing their own: the Sunfish, the Cowboy Hat.
The stars havenât changed. Or the smell of
the seagrass, drying in wave-sculpted ridges
along the high-tide mark. Commuters have come,
of course, overseas money, estates on
the headlands (helipads, ground staff with tasers).
But the gully: itâs much as it was when
they bought it â Persia and Sonny, in that
cheap scruffy decade â except, today,
greener and better loved. Or so Marigold
imagines . . . after all, itâs only a story.
The fact is, she canât picture Sonny
at all, and even when Persia got sick
she was still just a teen. She remembers
them only in this life that she lives:
the dinghy, the garden, the alcohol.
The remedies. The kindnesses. And in
the tireless delight that keeps everything
contained, that no one has ever dug
deep enough to find the other side of.
A leaping mullet falls with a slap, then
another: there must be a kingfish about.
But now a small breeze comes snuffling;
sheâs no longer warm, as she slips the oars
back in the rowlocks, takes a grip on the water.
As the evening winds down at
the Sandgroper Lounge, the action reverts
to the pleasure craft moored offshore.
âCome and party with us, babe,â the punters
implore as...