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Ireland Unhinged: Encounters with a Wildly Changing Country looks back at the changes that the economic boon wreaked on the Irish countryside, and what the future holds for the country. Connecticut-born David Monagan explores his adopted country through the eyes of a passionate transplant. "What is Ireland? Has it lost its soul?" Monagan keeps asking as he roams from Cork to Dublin, Donegal, and Belfast. His answers are loving, searing, and often laugh-out-loud funny.
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Chapter 1
Spring was dawning. Wife was away. Whorls of light were doodling through evening clouds. Birds were trilling, maybe even fouling our laundry on the back garden line.
And here I was looking out over the conundrum called Cork City, trying once again to make sense of life. Other people came to Ireland for a week or two, unlimbered their bank cards, got drunk in a castle, bashed golf balls through the rain, then followed their post cards home to reality: the office, the landscaping business, the spreadsheets, and lawsuits in L.A. or London.
Oh no, not me. I had to seek the whole TĆr na nĆg. Thatās the isle of the happy, the land of eternal youth, the mystical reality that fabled Irish dreamers from St. Brendan onwards quested for in order to stop time. Until the year 2000, I had been running my herd in exemplary order: three kids with perfect American teeth, big Connecticut house with heated swimming pool, mortgage paid like clockwork. But I was stuck with a sense of the repetition of mid-life and wanted an adventure. My very Irish-American wife felt the same, and so, one day we up and moved our children to the land of our forebears. There I learned that TĆr na nĆg could appear without warning.
The phone rang, then stopped. I was musing by my bay window when it rang again.
āYouāre coming to the cathedral tonight, right?ā This was not a vicar or a priest calling, but a former oil rigger who graduated to selling oil fields, and then chucked that career to become an oil painter, a calling he pursued with his fingers, rather than a brush. It had come to pass that Bill Griffin was holding an exhibition of his artwork in the most hallowed church in Cork City, the sombre French-Gothic styled fantasia of St. Finbarrās.
āOf course, Bill. Iām looking at it this moment,ā I said, which was true. My house high on a hill offered a panoramic view of the entire city, from its inner warrens wrapped by twin branches of the River Lee to the spires of St. Finbarrās soaring like exclamation points.
āGood, because Iām stuck. I need a bartender.ā
āYou what?ā
Here he roared with his trademark mead-hall laughter.
āAt St. Finbarrās. Weāre serving wine and itās going to be packed. Can you come early?ā
āWell I guess so,ā I agreed. My teenaged daughter and son were ensconced in their Irish boarding schools, while our youngest at twelve, Owen, was at his rowing club and had a lift home arranged. My wife Jamie was attending a theater opening in Dublin.
āGive me a few minutes,ā I said and hurried toward the door. By now, I had enjoyed many adventures in my adopted land, but this one took the biscuitāserving as the first bartender in a cathedral in the history of Ireland! The thought nonetheless gave me pause. St. Finbarrās was an iconic place. It stood on ground first sanctified by a seventh-century mystic who had spent years praying by the mountain source of the River Lee, where he lived on an islet in a lake that came to be called Gougane Barra (āthe rocky cave of Fionbharrā). A worker of miracles, the saint eventually travelled downriver to build a monastery whence to spread the word of God to his fellow Celts. That priory is considered the birthplace of Cork City, and the cathedral was built on its ruins.
And I was supposed to serve as its bartender?
To get to St. Finbarrās, I first had to traverse our neighborhood. This was a curious world in itself, a red brick terrace that was watchful as a moving curtain, and a far cry from the forest solitude my children had enjoyed in their previous lives back in Connecticut.
It was a challenge to exit my cul de sac without being detained. Ahead, a bearded poet prepared for his evening run, and beside him a gentle old man sat murmuring to himself in the spring sun. Little boys kicked a soccer ball between the parked cars. Beyond them all, a white-haired grandmother was sweeping her stoop so I knew it was between 6:00 and 6:10 p.m., the precise time she did this every evening. Her job was to brush aside chaos, which blows around Ireland like a supernatural force.
At the next corner I came to an escarpment with a prodigious, if more cockeyed view. Below sat the island of downtown Cork with its eighteen bridges. From its enormous outer harbor a procession of trawlers and container ships pushed up the estuary toward the docklands where the River Lee splits into its twin branches that encase the town. Over the rooflines below, all I could see was a progression of the boatsā smokestacks sliding forward as if my adopted city were being invaded by top hats.
Step by step, I proceeded down the escarpment and, for no apparent reason, began thinking of an art video I had just seen of a man who starts walking across town and finds that he is beginning to defy gravity. He is so very light that he maneuvers sideways and begins planting his feet up a tree. At its pinnacle he realises the most beautiful thing of allāhe is free.
That is what one gets from moving abroadāa strange and fresh new perspective, I thought, as I headed down to Corkās main drag, Patrick Street.
āHow are ye, boy?ā several citizens greeted me in the native style. Everybody in boisterous Cork, including broken-down octogenarians, can and will be hailed with that aural slap on the back. We had found no such exuberance in chilly Connecticut, and Jamie and I prayed that the madcap spontaneity of Ireland would enrich our children, too.
As always, Patrick Street was abuzz: a frazzle-haired Russian electric guitarist blasted Jimi Hendrix agonistas while Jamaican acrobats tossed each other around like mutual irritants; a few yards beyond, the local Peruvian bunch worked their Pipes of Pan act into Andean dimensions of monotony even Prozac could not channel. Fore and aft of these buskers, Romanian gypsy women sat on their squares of cardboard, whimpering, āHelp me please, Mister!ā
Such was the new life I had found.
BILL GRIFFIN WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF THE CATHEDRAL, his vast greying beard cascading over a brown sports jacket that he had jobbed onto his formidable frame. He chatted with two friends, laughing uproariously in his distinctive manner that often ends with a wistful, faraway yearning in his eyes. So goes Ireland, I thought the first time I met himāeuphoria and sadness walking arm and arm.
Bill thinks big. So when he decided to have a gala exhibition of his paintings, he ignored Gallery This and Gallery That and walked about, scanning the horizon. With under a quarter of a million people, Cork is a small canvas whose focal points are vivid. Its most magnificent are the towering 240-foot spires of St. Finbarrās, which first started climbing into the sky in 1865.
āThat might do,ā Bill thought, brushing aside the fact that the cathedral was a high seat of the Church of Ireland, which means Protestant, and that tribe in this country tends to venerate both order and tradition. In short, St. Finbarrās was the last place anyone would expect to host a raucous event such as Bill had in mind.
But Bill loved this Gothic shrine, from its gargoyles leering beneath soaring spires, to its vaulted entrances wreathed by haunting bas relief figures from the Last Judgement. Carved by nineteenth century master masons, those tableaux cast uncompromising eyes upon every human who prepares to venture past to seek God. The cathedralās seventh-century patron saint was said to be so holy that he was called into heaven to be consecrated while still alive. To this day, pilgrims visit Finbarrās island hermitage in West Cork to parade around his holy well, always in the direction of the sun, and leave strips of clothācalled āclootiesāāas tokens of devotion. A few miles away rests another holy wellāone of three thousand in Irelandāwhere Finbarrās confessor Olan prayed away as well. Beside this arises a rune-inscribed standing stone capped in quartz. Supplicants used to make their so-called āpatternā circles there with that heavy quartz stone on their heads, seeking healing and fertility from pagan and Christian spirits according to their whims.
Bill was pursuing spirits himself, occasionally letting his paintings be guided by visions that come to him after ingesting psychotropic mushrooms. These mycological agents have flourished in Ireland since the ages of the Druids and may explain more ancient religious ecstasy than the modern world can comprehend. Bill works with his fingers for fear that a brush slows inspiration and often composes in darkness as if to make room for a higher light. He thus had no trouble approaching the Protestant bishop of Cork and pronouncing that he, too, was drawn to the sacred. āThis cathedralās beauty is stunning,ā said Bill. āBut I believe thousands of people in Cork have never even been inside it. Maybe a showing of modern art will draw a lot in.ā
The Right Reverend scrutinized the odd supplicant and responded, āThis isnāt a circus weāre running here.ā
Bill played a clever card. āArenāt cathedrals also shrines to human art? Hasnāt that always been their roleāto display our highest strivings? Why must they only host art that is old?ā
The Bishop was stuck with a predicament: Two thirds of the urban Irish had stopped going to church, and the crisis of observance had become especially acute for Protestants, since that dwindling breed comprises just over two percent of the Republic of Irelandās population. It is hard to inspire crescendos of worshipping plainsong when the pews are nearly vacant.
So it was that a lordly vicar and profane oil rigger broke bread. Bill closed the deal and his inner wheels began to spin. Soon, he convinced a certain liquor distributor to provide free cases of wine and persuaded half the mad, party-loving townāthe Irish equivalent to New Orleansāto think that his was to be a premier cultural event.
āHow could I not love Cork?ā I thought as I shook Billās hand and eased into the cathedral. My work table at the front of the church was draped in linen, just like the one on the altar three hundred feet away. But I guessed only one bottle of sacramental wine was kept on hand back there. Under mine, there appeared to be dozens. After uncorking a few, I ventured down the side aisle, where Billās paintings hung under subdued lighting, and I filed past dozens more stationed at the transept with its magnificent organ. Many of Billās works looked magical to meāthere were pictures of confused dunces, dazed mariners, Hindu holy men, all finger-daubed as if from visions and yearnings of unfettered immediacy.
Suddenly, the vaulted doors started groaning open and banging shut. Here in short order appeared the curiosity shop of Cork life: the Lord Mayor with her necklace of heavy gold chain; charming ladies with their suited barristers; newly wealthy entrepreneurs with trousers flecked with plaster drippings from their latest building sites; and motley denizens of Billās favorite pubs, many of whom had never paused over a painting before in their lives. Soon I discovered that the one thing they had in common was thirst.
I poured a polite glass of wine for an attractive woman of my acquaintance and proffered it with a smile. This was met with disdain.
āYouāre in Ireland for Godās sakes,ā said Aoife. āWe donāt serve half glasses here, certainly not when theyāre free.ā
A man called āThe Birdā asked for two.
āWhy do you want two, Bird?ā I asked.
āBecause I have two hands,ā he said.
āThe IRA shot a man on the street outside this door, just for being a Protestant,ā someone with similarly urgent fingers said. It was a fellow called āWorld War,ā who knew too much about every battle in history.
āOh, my God,ā I thought, shovelling him a helping of red without making eye contact.
Things got worse.
I stopped filling glasses and switched to merely uncorking the bottles, at a rate of perhaps two a minute. Still, I could not keep up. Two hundred tippling Catholics had invaded this sanctuary of the formerly ruling Anglo-Irish gentry, and a sizeable minority were having their rollicking revenge. Word spread to the homeless shelter and that adventurous bunch came to my linen-draped table with hands outstretched. One fellow lay down for a snooze in a crypt outdoors. Finally, two women set to fighting before the altar, and the distraught bishop appeared in a flurry of green and white robes.
āThis is very bad form! Iām afraid you must all leave now!ā he said and threw open the exit doors. Bang went the lever on the latest Irish attempt at a grace note.
On the way home, I climbed past a handsome brick-faced Victorian-era hotel that was once known as āThe Hospital for the Incurables.ā Now it had a wide screen TV in its comfy bar and a health club, as countless ones had sprouted across the country.
Below loomed the current hospice, within whose lawns there often shuffled the apparent last nuns in Ireland, tiny, age-bent creatures like the remnants of a lost tribe.
Outside, a cluster of young Polish construction workers clambered past uttering their āZsā and āCsā, four of the four hundred thousand Eastern Europeans who had poured into Ireland, a country of just four million, after their homelands gained accession to the EU in 2004. Twelve hundred years of Viking, Norman, and English invasions brought fewer immigrants to this island. But the country mostly just shrugged and hired the flood of Poles, Lithuanians, and Latvians en masse to tend to its pubs, scrub its floors, and feed a construction boom that would eventually become a fiendish Pandoraās box.
I MET BILL GRIFFIN OVER PINTS A FEW WEEKS LATER, and we laughed at the irreverence of his event, which talk around town had transmuted into that separate reality known as an Irish Story.
Finally, I told the truth. āThere was too much jackass behavior that night in the cathedral, and Iām getting tired of all that. Itās like everybodyās play acting to try to be more Irish or something than the next, and maybe I am doing the same thing myself.ā
Bill squinted my way. His fingers tonight were blue. āItās the feckinā drink that infests the whole culture. It turns us all into fools, and I was embarrassed by some of what went on as well.ā
I suddenly blurted out my concerns. āSometimes I worry about the direction this country is going in and even whether itās the right place for my family. I have this fantasy about finding some bolt-hole in the country to share ...
Table of contents
- Cover
- Title Page
- Copyright
- Dedication
- Chapter 1
- Chapter 2
- Chapter 3
- Chapter 4
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 6
- Chapter 7
- Chapter 8
- Chapter 9
- Chapter 10
- Chapter 11
- Chapter 12
- Chapter 13
- Chapter 14
- Chapter 15
- Chapter 16
- Chapter 17
- Chapter 18
- Chapter 19
- Chapter 20
- Chapter 21
- Chapter 22
- Chapter 23
- Chapter 24
- Chapter 25
- Chapter 26
- Epilogue
- Notes
- Further Reading
- Acknowledgments
- About the Author