Vicky's Ditties
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Vicky's Ditties

  1. 188 pages
  2. English
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eBook - ePub

Vicky's Ditties

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Vicky's Dittiesis a collection of hilarious anecdotes written by a gutsy and sometimes audacious Yorkshire lass with a wicked sense of humour.They take you on a journey from her youth, feeding laxative chocolates to scrounging kids in the park, and through her varied careers, starting with working in a pet shop, to becoming a qualified driving instructor and latterly running a farmhouse B&B with the love of her life, Dave, who was blessed with exactly the same larger-than-life personality.If you want a giggle, this book is a must!

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Publisher
Austin Macauley Publishers
Year
2023
ISBN
9781786295170
Topic
Social Sciences
Subtopic
Social Science Biographies
Index
Social Sciences

Table of contents

  1. Title Page
  2. About the Author
  3. Dedication
  4. Copyright Information Ā©
  5. Acknowledgement
  6. Foreword
  7. Ponies and Bilberries
  8. Laxatives in the Park
  9. John and the Monument
  10. Snot and the Cider
  11. Smart Brown Trouser Suits
  12. Two Left Feet
  13. Our Night to Remember
  14. The Spanish Waiter and His Tips
  15. Dog Meat Butty
  16. Mohican Budgerigar
  17. Joey the Budgieā€™s Last Holiday
  18. Walkabout Parrott
  19. The Monkey Business and the Toupee
  20. Lady Driver and the Morris Minor
  21. Earring Error
  22. Antics in a 3-Litre Ford Capri
  23. The Rubber Chicken
  24. Titty Milk at Teatime
  25. Harden Grand National
  26. Laddie and the Car Tyre
  27. Canal Trip on Horseback
  28. The Runaway Horsebox
  29. The Dentistā€™s Waiting Room
  30. Muck and the Motorhome
  31. Automated Chapatti Flour Dispenser and Come Dancing in Otley
  32. Giggles in the Boardroom
  33. The Saga of the Soggy Cellar
  34. The Lady Mayor
  35. Three Wheels on My Wagon and Iā€™m not Rolling Along
  36. The Mystery of the Missing Hanging Baskets
  37. Apple for the Teacher
  38. Ex-Cop who was No Cop
  39. Horses to Water
  40. The Fearless Flasher
  41. From Rags to Riches
  42. Midnight Grouting
  43. The Wrong Funeral
  44. The Iron Range Explosion
  45. Parsons Cruise Line
  46. Comical Cruising
  47. The Coiffure and the Candles
  48. Bollock Watch
  49. The Arabs and the Cricket Match
  50. Georgeā€™s Encounter with a Six- Foot Silk Worm
  51. The Dreamer, Workaholic and Fisherman in Dumfries
  52. Supermarket Antics
  53. A Curry with a Viscount
  54. Mr Pepper Pot
  55. Browside Birdies
  56. The Tasmanian Taxman
  57. Les MisƩrables at Browside B&B
  58. The Curse of the Nocturnal Patients