Bjarki, Not Bjarki
On Floorboards, Love, and Irreconcilable Differences
- 174 pages
- English
- ePUB (mobile friendly)
- Available on iOS & Android
About This Book
"You know, I actually think about that an awful lot, like, what is our purpose in life? Why amIhere? I always think about some little kid being like, 'What'd you do with your life?' And me being like, 'Well, I sold a bunch of floors.'"These are the words of Bjarki Thor Gunnarsson, the young man who manufactures the widest, purest, most metaphorical pine floorboards on the planet.As Matthew Clarkāa carpenter by tradeābegins researching a magazine-style essay about Bjarki and his American Dream Boards, he comes to discover that nothing is quite as it seems.Santa Claus arrives by helicopter.A wedding diamond disappears.A dead coyote jumps to its feet.And then, at a Thai restaurant in central Maine, Bjarki is transformed into an eggplant.In Bjarki, Not Bjarki, Clark wants nothing less than to understand everything, to make the world a better place, for you and him to love each other, and to be okay.He desires all of this sincerely, desperately even, and at the same time he proceeds with a light heart, playfully, with humor and awe.As Clark reports on the people and processes that transform the forest into your floor, he also ruminates on gift cards, crab rangoon, and Jean Claude Van Damme.He considers North American colonization, masculinity, the definition of disgusting, his own uncertain certainty.When the boards beneath our feet are so unstable, always expanding and cupping and contracting, how can we make sense of the world?What does it mean to know another person and to connect with them, especially in an increasingly polarized America?
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Table of contents
- Cover
- Title Page
- Copyright
- Contents
- Dedication
- 1. Manatee (Afterward)
- 2. Canfield
- 3. Shavings (The Little Log Cabin)
- 4. Shavings (The Magazine-Style Essay) (January 31, 2017)
- 5. Rangoon
- 6. Shavings (Split (Afterward))
- 7. M. Americana
- 8. Shavings (Monster)
- 9. Irreconcilable Differences
- 10. Shavings (Whose Fault?)
- 11. Rangoon II (Eggplant)
- 12. Blue Stain
- 13. Spongiology
- 14. Shavings (The Thirty-Seventh View)
- 15. 3:04 in the Afternoon
- 16. Shavings (Real America (Afterward))
- 17. Shavings (Lovejoy)
- 18. Shavings (Laccaria)
- 19. Shavings (Rangoon III (Unrealization))
- Acknowledgments