Human Resources

Syd Zolf

• Publisher: Coach House Books
• Year: 2003
• ISBN:
  9781770561069
• Topic: Literatur
• Subtopic: Kanadische Poesie

Write for buyers. Write for bosses. Think hyper. Think branding. Tell your visitor where to go. Poetry and 'plain language' collide in the writing machine that is Human Resources. Here at the intersection of creation and repackaging, we experience the visceral and psychic cost of selling things with depleted words. Pilfered rhetorics fed into the machine are spit out as bungled associations among money, shit, culture, work and communication. With the help of online engines that numericize language, Human Resources explores writing as a process of encryption.

Deeply inflected by the polyvocality and encoded rhetorics of the screen, Human Resources is perched at the limits of language, irreverently making and breaking meaning. Navigating the crumbling boundaries among page, screen, reader, engine, writer and database, Human Resources investigates wasting words and words as waste – and the creative potential of salvage.

Shopping list of motivators

• AchievementW3086

• IndependenceW2266

• ExhibitionW1883

• RecognitionW1779

• AffiliationW16940

• MasturbationW22131

• DominanceW6606

• NurturanceW72558

• SuccoranceN/A

• SibilanceN/A

• SexualityW5632

• StimulationW8202

• DiversionW10567

• NoveltyW10847

• UnderstandingW1075

• CoconutsW42802

• ConsistencyW7220

• SecurityW706

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From the 10,000-foot view you never know when this will rear its ugly head it’s important not to keep score.

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This concern bubbled upward don’t take anything I say as ‘gospel’ we want to use language that reflects today’s realities.

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Not warm hard phallus but Bataille, bleached WASP and feeling like you’ve lost your ship.

Can we link this a bit to Leda and his own decomposing, develop her rhetor-tribadistic touch?

It’s a mishmash, witness the orphan organs and Carson end-dated out of this sixfold slippage.

How to write a title

1 Appeal to reader’s self interest

2 Say things in the positive

3 Avoid award-winning cleverness

4 Include your USP

5 Get Right Get God

6 Avoid ‘If’ statements

7 Make title work with the visual, not the body

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Table of contents

• Cover Page
• Title Page
• Copyright Page
• An Epigraph
• Start Here
• How to warm up your mental motor and find your Big Idea
• Shopping list of motivators
• How to write a title
• Where to look for inspiration
• How to write persuasive body copy
• How to make a name
• Ingredients of a winning visual identity
• How to write for the Internet
• Dear________:
• Notes
• Thanks
• About the author
• The colophon