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âO God, is it all!â
FROM GLORY UNTO GLORY
The Next Friends Suit was the culminating ordeal of Mary Baker Eddyâs life and in some ways the most threatening. She was ultimately vindicated and even rose in public esteem. Yet if the Next Friends had prevailed, the âinsanityâ imputed to her would inevitably have colored public perceptions of the religion she had founded. She would have lost control over her own person and property, and the movement she led would have suffered a severe and perhaps insurmountable setback.
Yet in Eddyâs view there was a kind of glory to this experienceânot the glory the world gives, but the glory that comes from enduring the malice that she saw as always threatening to extinguish spiritual light. This is the glory of the sacrificial love that Eddy felt made possible Jesusâ triumph over hatred and death. In the chapter âAtonement and Eucharistâ in Science and Health, she spoke of his âtreading alone his loving pathway up to the throne of glory,â of âthe great glory of an everlasting victoryâ that overshadowed the Last Supper, of âhis night of gloom and glory in the gardenâ of Gethsemane, and of his meeting with his disciples by the Sea of Galilee after the Resurrection, when âhis gloom had passed into glory.â1 All Christians must share his suffering to some degree, she felt, in order to follow their Master and partake in some measure of that glory.
If the summer of 1907 proved to be Eddyâs time of glory in this Christian sense, it was a summer of a different kind of glory for another notable American, Mark Twain. Accurately, if immodestly, he declared in a passage in his autobiography that for a generation he had been âas widely celebrated a literary person as America has ever produced.â2 He was both flattered and gratified when in early May he was invited to receive an honorary degree from Oxford University, to be bestowed the next month. Until then, as he noted with some pique, he had received no academic honors commensurate with his popularity and fame.
Mark Twain in 1907. Courtesy of The Mark Twain Project, The Bancroft Library.
Yet it would have been hard even for Twain to imagine how an old lion such as he could have been better lionized. When he disembarked in London, stevedores stopped their labor to applaud him. Old friends, photographers, and miscellaneous admirers queued up to greet him at Brownâs Hotel in London. He made the social rounds, marched about London in his trademark white suit, spoke with King Edward VII at a garden party at Windsor Castle, and was given special leave by the queen to wear his hat in the royal presence. At the Oxford degree ceremony, he received louder cheers than fellow honorees Rudyard Kipling, General William Booth, Auguste Rodin, and Camille Saint-SaĂ«ns.
Twain was now at the apex of his public career, his long-standing thirst for honors temporarily satiated. When he arrived back in the United States in late July, New York newspapers ran headlines announcing that Mark Twain had come home.
By mid-August, the front pages of the same newspapers were crowded with news of the Next Friends Suit. Twain remained publicly silent on the controversy. In early May, he had made a passing reference to Eddy when he was misreported as having been lost at sea in a yachting accident off the coast of Virginia. As he told the New York Times with his usual aplomb, he was investigating the report of his demise himself, adding that he was definitely not absent from New York because he was âdodging Mrs. Eddy.â Later, when he docked in London and reporters asked him about the Next Friends Suit, he told them that he had nothing further to say about Eddy, that he had âsaid it allâ before.3
By that time, Twain had said quite a lot about Christian Science and its founder. His first public comment on the subject was an article in the October 1899 issue of Cosmopolitan, later reprinted in his book Christian Science, with Notes Containing Corrections to Date. The piece was a burlesque of Christian Science, written in 1898 while he was living in Vienna. It purported to be the memoirs of a traveler in the Swiss Alps who fell over âa cliff seventy-five feet high,â bounced off and broke a series of boulders, was so badly injured that he looked âlike a hat-rack,â and was cured through the ministrations of a Christian Science practitioner summering in a nearby village.4 His portrait of the frumpy and officious practitioner is wickedly effective, although neither here nor in his later writings did he deny that spiritual healing does occur.
Once Twain began writing about Christian Science, he could not let the subject rest. In the words of Twain scholar Hamlin Hill, âTwain was obsessed with Christian Science and Mary Baker Eddy.â In 1901 and 1902 he vented his fears that the fast-growing movement was becoming hugely powerful in an unpublished fantasy called âThe Secret History of Eddypus, the World-Empire.â In the âEddypusâ manuscript, the voice of a chronicler in the future bewails the fact that Christian Science had grown to such mammoth proportions as to become, in combination with Roman Catholicism, the dominant force on the planet. In this vast new dark age to come, âthe World-Empire of Holy Eddypus covers and governs all the globeâ except China, and humanity regresses to a kind of supermedieval authoritarianism. The new religion of this empire is called âEddymaniaâ; the word religion itself has been replaced by âEddygush,â Christmas has given way to âEddymas,â religious rituals now consist of formulas from Science and Health called âEddymush,â the dollar becomes âEddyplunk,â and so on.5
Work on the manuscript lapsed, but in 1903 Twain was back writing about Christian Science, planning a book for Harper and Brothers to consist of the Cosmopolitan material along with additional chapters, including some of the âEddypusâ manuscript. Although the book was set in type, proofread, and advertised, Harperâs abruptly withdrew itâaccording to Twain, because âthe Xn Scientist cult ⊠had scared the biggest publisher in the Union!â In February 1907, Harperâs did publish the book, probably because the growing stir over Eddy made doing so irresistible. In the meantime, most of its contents had been published in four articles he wrote for the North American Review between December 1902 and April 1903. By this time, Twainâs focus had shifted from Christian Science as a healing method to Eddy herself. The picture he drew of her in the North American Review articles and the âEddypusâ manuscript was at the very least overwrought. Measured in terms of her achievement, he wrote, âit is thirteen hundred years since the world has produced anyone who could reach up to Mrs. Eddyâs waistbelt.â She is âthe most daring and masculine and masterful woman that has appeared in the earth in centuries.â6
Yet there is nothing admiring in Twainâs listing of the qualities that led to her rise to prominence, among which he included âextraordinary daring,â âindestructible persistency,â âdevouring ambition,â âlimitless selfishness,â and âa never-wavering confidence in herselfââtraits usually associated with men. He depicts her as the ultimate control freak, whose entire motivation can be reduced to vanity, ambition, and the naked will to power. The bylaws in the Church Manual (Twain had borrowed a copy from Frederick Peabody) showed that âthe master-passion in Mrs. Eddyâs heart is a hunger for power and glory.â7
Replying in the New York Herald in January 1903 to the first of Twainâs North American Review articles, Eddy wrote that his âwit was not wasted in certain directions.â For one thing, it afforded her an occasion to disavow the personal self-exaltation Twain had attributed to her, declaring that she regarded âself-deification as blasphemous.â In response to the merry romp he had with the fact that her students often referred to her endearingly as âMother,â she maintained that this was not of her doing and she had asked them to stop. She specifically rejected the view that she was any kind of latter-day Virgin Mary, then set forth unequivocally and in the broadest terms the status she felt she had earned: âI stand in relation to this century as a Christian Discoverer, Founder, and Leader.â8
Twain, like many other men of his time, would have preferred that women, including Eddy, remain on their domestic pedestals, as his own wife, Olivia (âLivyâ), had done and so many other women were forced to do. Although Eddy was not primarily concerned with feminist issues, her life was a textbook case on how to live outside of conventional feminine roles. Her words in reply to Twain underscore the point: she not only discovered Christian Science, but insisted on implementing her discovery by founding a church, then leading it with decisive authority.
In her reply to Twain, she also affirmed that she was âless lauded, pampered, provided for, and cheeredâ than others. Years before, she had written to the editor of the Christian Science Journal that, rather than being some kind of pope, âI have always been for this cause, the household drudge, the servant of servants.â9 There was much work that needed attending to: finding better ways to communicate Christian Science to the public, honing the church structure, correcting and counseling the churchâs board of directors, encouraging and supporting students through private letters, sending messages to her followers, and putting Science and Health through its final major revisions.
Indeed, the final major revision of Science and Health appeared in 1907, the very year in which Twain proclaimed in his work Christian Science that Eddy was so lacking in cultivation and intelligence that she could not possibly have written the book, precisely because the book was so well written. By commenting positively on the literary merit of the work, he in effect retracted his earlier caustic comments on Science and Health in his 1899 article for the Cosmopolitan as the most âstrange, and frantic, and incomprehensible, and uninterpretableâ of books. Its language, he said, was at first unfamiliar to him, but upon further examination he no longer found it hard to grasp. He now spoke of Science and Health as âa compact, grammatical, dignified, and workman-like body of literatureâ and, of an extended passage he quoted from the opening chapter on âPrayer,â as âwise and sane and elevated and lucid and compactââno small tribute from a writer of Twainâs stature.10
Here, as elsewhere, Twain finds a good deal to praise in Christian Science, although he continued to damn its founder. In her published response to Twainâs criticisms, Eddy said simply, âWhat I am remains to be proved by the good I do,â and Twain conceded that she had done much good. Eddy noted this herself, commenting to Alfred Farlow, her spokesperson, that she detected an âundertoneâ in the article âwhich is very complimentary to Christian Science.â So did Frederick Peabody, Chandlerâs junior counsel in the Next Friends Suit, who wrote Twain candidly that he found Twainâs first article in the Review âsomewhat disappointing,â while the Philadelphia Medical Journal said scathingly, âMr. Clemens himself comes so near to being a follower of Mrs. Eddy that he has not critical insight enough left to see that her claim to be able to abolish disease is the gist of the whole humbugâŠ. Clearly, Mark Twain is already four-fifths Eddyite, and of all the blatherskite he has ever written his latest is a little the most senile.â11
While Twainâs comments about Eddy were almost all negative and mocking, when he takes up the effects of her teaching in peopleâs lives, he often speaks of Christian Science with warm eloquence and poetic feeling. In his book Christian Science, for example, he remarks on the distinctive spirituality that permeates her teaching:
The Christian Scientist believes that the Spirit of God (life and love) pervades the universe like an atmosphere; that whoso will study Science and Health can get from it the secret of how to inhale that transforming air; that to breathe it is to be made new; that from the new man all sorrow, all care, all miseries of the mind vanish away âŠ; that it purifies the body from disease, which is a vicious creation of the gross human mind, and cannot continue to exist in the presence of the Immortal Mind, the renewing Spirit of God.12
A SHARED MORAL PASSION
What impelled the man who was then the best-loved writer in the English language to speak so warmly of a religious teaching, when almost all his other comments on Christianity are shot through with mocking negativity? Why should he have returned almost obsessively to the subject of Christian Science and its founder for nearly a decade? Why, after telling reporters in the summer of 1907 that he had âsaid it allâ before about Eddy, could he not resist taking another whack at her the very next year in a satirical passage of several pages in the final version of The Mysterious Stranger?13 How, having spoken repeatedly of Eddy as a hypocrite and a fraud, could he praise the spirituality he saw in Christian Science and its effects on peopleâs lives?
As deeply as Twain distrusted Eddy, as vehemently as he railed against her, he agreed with her that Christianity must be an active healing presence that could heal the ills of the flesh as well as regenerate the sins of the soul. âAny Christian,â he said in Christian Science, âwho was in earnest and not a make-believe, not a policy-Christian, not a Christian for revenue only, had that healing power.â14 Despite their vast differences otherwise, Twain and Eddy were most alike in their shared passion for separating what they believed to be authentic from sham religion. Beneath his showmanship burned a genuine moral passion that took savage joy in winnowing truth from falsehood, authenticity from pretense.
The child of a rough-hewn religious culture in the mid-continental heartland of America, Twain had a brash, boyish impudence that prevented him from taking formal pieties too seriously. What he said in his autobiography about a friend during his youth, a giant of a fellow named Wales McCormick, applies equally to himself: âAmong his shining characteristics was the most limitless and adorable irreverence.â15
For the sake of his wife, Livy, whom he married in 1870 when he was thirty-four, Twain made spasmodic efforts to conform himself to the conventional Christianity in which she found comfort. Twain ended up not only abandoning such efforts, but helping to subvert Livyâs faith as well. When he traveled through Illinois the year after his marriage, he wrote her about a church service he had attended with the evident intention of affording reassurance of his own regularity in religious matters. But his description was saturated with a faint sense of the absurd. He described âthe stiff pews; the black velvet contribution-purses âŠ; the wheezy melodeon in th...