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The Secret Lives of Women (a Primer for Men)
Letâs say youâre a guy, and youâve done just fine so far. Why should you think about changing your ways to fit in with women? It seems absurd even to consider the possibility.
âLadies (women? gals? Hell, I donât know!) you need to man up if you want to succeed in a manâs world,â one Wall Street Journal reader wrote after I suggested in an article that men try to better understand women.
As another male reader put it, âWomen need to learn the way men interact, and change themselves accordingly.â
Actually, women already change themselves plenty. If youâre a man, here are a few things you should know. I wear high heels at work because Iâm convinced that makes me look more powerful to you. (Research tells me Iâm rightâtaller women earn as much as 8 percent more than shorter ones.) Linda Hudson, former chief executive of defense contractor BAE Systems, hired a drama teacher so she could get rid of her Georgia accent and lower the pitch of her voice, to sound more like you. Dr. Carmen Quatman, a chief orthopedic surgical resident at Ohio State University, sought out coaching to look as confident as youâas if it wasnât enough that sheâd already published 20 papers, presented at 17 conferences, and won 6 national awards.
All of us, and countless other women, are attempting to fit into a professional world that was created in the image of men. The way we speak, dress, write emails, present ourselvesâweâre conscious of how we come across in a culture thatâs not quite our own. Weâre always a little bit like a tourist, trying to mimic the habits of the locals so we can blend in. New York Times reporter David Streitfeld perfectly captured the impossible balance many women are trying to strike in a piece he wrote about a sex discrimination suit: âSpeak upâbut donât talk too much. Light up the roomâbut donât overshadow others. Be confident and criticalâbut not cocky or negative.â
Thatâs one reason why women have been so intrigued by social psychologist Amy Cuddyâs work on power posing. Sheâs found that we can improve our confidence and actually increase our testosterone levelsâliterally appear more like menâby adapting simple âpower poses,â like standing arms akimbo with hands on hips and legs wide (the âWonder Womanâ), putting our legs up on our desks, or puffing out our chests. The poses not only increase testosterone levels by as much as 20 percent, they also decrease stress levels.
Not surprisingly, these poses come naturally to men, but they are foreign to most womenânot to mention difficult to pull off in a pencil skirt and heels. We do them anyway.
We change our appearance to fit in with you too. A womanâs looks sometimes count more than her rĂ©sumĂ©. One study found that women with blond hair earn 7 percent more than brunettes. Women who wear makeup get better jobs and quicker promotions. Thin women outearn heavier women; white women who are overweight pay a financial penalty of a 12 percent drop in their wealth. Multiple studies have found that people of both genders who are more attractive than average earn more money than their less genetically gifted peers. But there too men have the edge: when researchers interviewed fourteen thousand people, they concluded that for women, groomingâhair, makeup, clothesâcounts even more than looks when it comes to earnings.
Take it from me, it costs a smallâmake that more like a largeâfortune for all that upkeep. The average woman spends $15,000 on cosmetics alone during her lifetime. And thatâs just for starters. Women pay more than men for almost all of their necessities, from dry cleaning to razors to shampoo to blue jeans. Itâs known as the âpink tax,â and itâs pervasive. The New York City Department of Consumer Affairs found that 42 percent out of eight hundred products it surveyed cost more for women than for men. That can add up to $1,400 a year for women, a California study found. Considering that women earn less than men for the same jobs in the first place, the financial consequences are significant.
Depending on where you work, the costs can be even steeper. The fashion, advertising, and hospitality industries are particularly brutal for women. When I was an editor at CondĂ© Nast, a publisher known for magazines like Vogue and Glamour, every item of clothing, pocketbook, and pair of shoes I wore was scrutinized, even though I worked at a business publication and didnât share the same elevator bank as the fashion editors. Walking into the company cafeteria, with a sea of eyes staring you up and down, could turn into an exercise of doubt and self-flagellation.
Early on, some colleagues in the photo department kidnapped me, on a âmercy mission,â they said only half-jokingly, to save me from myself. Apparently, my amateur makeup application looked âtoo New Jersey.â (Though being born and raised in New Jersey, I didnât consider that an insult.) They brought in a makeup artist who promptly threw out the drugstore mascara and eyeliner Iâd been using since I was twelve years old, and loaded me up with expensive designer cosmetics.
All those extra costs donât even include the hours women spend on styling our hair, getting manicures, and putting on makeup. One of my favorite examples of how this plays out comes from the former president of Barnard College, Debora Spar, who in her book Wonder Women: Sex, Power and the Quest for Perfection calculated that she spends 282 hours a year on basic maintenance, versus the 30 hours that her husband spends. âOver the course of a forty-year career, I will spend 10,080 more hours than the average guy sitting next to meânearly five working yearsâtrying to make myself look presentable,â she wrote.
Thatâs a sobering thought, that women need to cram in five extra years over the same time period of our careers just to stay on par with men. And thatâs before considering the additional time women spend on child care and housework, which despite admirable gains that men have made in these areas over the past generation, still clocks in at about nine hours a week more than men spend.
Women in positions of authority make even more changes, so that they donât appear too threatening to you. One study found that 48 percent of female CEOs and 35 percent of female senators have blond hair, even though only 5 percent of the white population is blond. Hillary Clinton, who in her student days appeared to be a brunette, has long since become blond. Sandra Day OâConnor, first female Supreme Court justice? Blond. Meg Whitman, chief executive of Hewlett Packard? Virginia Rometty, chief executive of IBM, and Kirsten Gillibrand, New York senator? Yep, theyâre blond too. Researchers theorize that lighter hair color is associated with youth, beauty, and warmth, which helps counteract the harsh trait of aggressiveness that goes against female stereotypes.
Women even change the way they speak to fit in with you. Linguists have documented what most of us have observed in real life: men typically have speech patterns that are more assertive and aggressive, while women tend to be more inclusive and self-effacing. I am reminded of that every time I attend the Matrix Awards luncheon for women in media. Each year, on a Monday in April, a Manhattan hotel ballroom overflows with female television anchors, executives, writers, tech pioneers, and actresses. Onstage, either being honored or presenting awards, are some of the most accomplished women in the country, from Tina Fey to Toni Morrison to Katie Couric.
The honorees each give a short acceptance speech. And almost every one of them, in some form or another, says the same two words: âIâm lucky.â At one awards ceremony, even honoree Lena Dunham, the actress and very model of modern feminism, proclaimed how âluckyâ she wasâtwice.
When men succeed, they attribute it to their own grit and intelligence. Women attribute it to luck. Itâs hard for us to own our accomplishments. We diminish them, or refuse to talk about them, or give the credit to somebody else. We apologize all the time, even though we arenât sorry. We lard up our work conversations with qualifiers like âThis may be a stupid question, but . . .â or âI donât want to bother you, but . . .â We make statements that sound like questions, even when stating facts (âShouldnât we turn right here, not left?â). We use language that makes us seem hesitant, that downplays our own status, and that implicitly cedes more power to the other person in the conversationâespecially if itâs a man.
We also are highly aware of this, and are trying desperately to change it. We know that to men, our natural speech patterns can be misconstrued as a sign of weakness or indecision.
Comedian Amy Schumer spoofed the tendency for women to apologize in a hilarious skit in which the women speaking on a âfemales in innovationâ panel, including a Pulitzer Prize winner and a Nobel Prize winner, trip over each other as they apologize for increasingly absurd scenarios, culminating in one of the women being fatally burned by scalding-hot coffee spilled on her by a man (âSorry, is this coffee? Sorry, this is my faultâ). It wasnât that far off from the truth; Hillary Clinton became the first presidential candidate in recorded history to say âIâm sorryâ in her concession speech.
So we try to erase our own natural speech patterns, to sound more like you. Some female executives keep a âSorry Jarâ on their desks, contributing a dollar each time they find themselves uttering the word. Google even offers a gmail plug-in for women called âJust Not Sorry.â It highlights those undermining words and phrases with a red underline, as if they are misspelled. It is a reminder to women to stop sabotaging ourselves in your eyes.
All of this is simply to fit in with you, to be as unobtrusive as possible so that we can be recognized for our work, and not penalized for the way we dress or speak or look or act. It takes hours of effort and hundreds of tiny daily conscious and subconscious decisions about what to say, when to speak, what to wear, whether to acknowledge we have a sick kid at homeâmoves we make to protect ourselves and that are completely invisible to most men.
My point isnât to blame men, who for the most part donât realize any of this is happening. Iâm simply stating the facts. This is the reality for the women who work with you.
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LINGUIST DEBORAH TANNEN, author of Talking from 9 to 5, has famously argued that all of these verbal and behavioral ticsâthe âupspeakâ at the end of sentences, the apologies, the hedging, the self-effacing languageâdate back to childhood. Little girls learn to play with other girls by collaborating, while boys learn to play with other boys by trying to one-up each other. Girls who try to grab power are shunned. Observing children play, Tannen noted that young girls in a group use language and actions that assure others they are all equal. Girls who overtly jockey for status are ostracized by the group. Boys gain status by winning and one-upping others, while girls lose status for precisely the same behavior.
Girls who violate the norm arenât seen as ânice.â Theyâre âbossyâ or ânasty.â And of course who doesnât want to be seen as nice? I certainly do. Girls learn early that we pay a price for acting differently than what is expected of us.
Tannen wrote her seminal book about these miscues between the sexes more than two decades ago. Itâs troubling to her that its insights remain as fresh now as ever. When the book was first published, âIf you asked me, âWill everything be the same in twenty years?â I would have said, âI hope not,ââ she told me. She sighed. âBut no, things havenât changed.â
All of this adds up to one exasperating, infuriating fact: despite the decades that men and women have been working together, we still havenât quite figured each other out. Men, even the most enlightened of them, often remain oblivious to the issues facing their female colleagues sitting in the next cubicle. Itâs no wonder. Theyâve grown up with the concept that âequalâ at work has meant âthe sameââa notion that has done us all a disservice. It doesnât allow for the many differences that may inadvertently reward men while penalizing women. It smooths over and ultimately negates the challenges that women face every day, which in turn makes their experiences invisible to men.
Thatâs a dangerous situation for men and women alike. If men are blind to the gender gap experienced by women, we can hardly expect them to care about it, or to be partners in helping to close it. Perhaps it shouldnât be surprising that a recent Pew survey found that the majority of men believe obstacles to womenâs success âare largely gone,â while the majority of women believe âsignificant obstaclesâ are still in the way.
The same goes for sexist behavior, which men consistently underestimate. While the majority of women in a nationwide poll said they had been touched inappropriately by a man, only a third of men thought their partners had experienced that kind of harassment.
The bid for gender equality still is perceived largely as a female struggle, led by women for the benefit of women. As sociologist Michael Kimmel has said, âMost men do not know they are gendered beings. When we say âgenderâ we hear âwomen.ââ That explains why one study found that 43 percent of women agreed with the statement âWomen have fewer opportunities than menââwhile only 12 percent of men agreed. The men simply couldnât quantify what they couldnât see.
Men who canât see the problem end up instead exacerbating it. Being blind to the issue emboldened Kevin Roberts, then-chairman of Saatchi & Saatchi, one of the worldâs largest advertising firms, to publicly insist that gender diversity is âan issue that isnât really there,â that âthe fââing debate is all over,â that the lack of female leadership in his industry isnât âa problem,â and that he spent no time on âsupposed gender issues.â
He didnât make those comments fifty years ago, as you might expect. He made them in 2016. This despite the advertising industryâs significant gender gap in leadership; while the industry as a whole is evenly split between genders, women make up only 11 percent of creative directors. His comments provoked such fury that he ultimately resigned.
That blind spot also helps explain why the following year John Allan, the chairman of British supermarket giant Tesco PLC, complained that white men are âan endangered speciesâ on U.K. corporate boards, despite the fact that just 29 percent of directors appointed the previous year were female, and his own board of eleven members had only two women. (He later backtracked on his comments after women threatened to boycott his stores.)
What set these men apart wasnât their boneheaded comments. It was that they said them out loud, in public. Decades of research has shown that their perceptions are common: men tend to overestimate not only womenâs progress, but their presence. The Geena ...