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MEET THE LEMON LIFERS
I want to introduce you to three people you already know.
Youâve met them before, somehow and somewhere: they are your neighbor, your colleague, a parent at your childâs school, a friend of a friend at a backyard barbecue. Youâve watched them at a cocktail party or at your family reunion. You may know them from the gym or from your book club. Youâve surely had dinner with them before.
You may even be one of them.
Iâm talking about Lemon Lifers. Itâs easy to spot Lemon Lifers because they are everywhere.
There are three main types of Lemon Lifers:
⢠Eternal Excusers
⢠Steady Settlers
⢠Change Chasers
Letâs meet them again for the first time.
The Eternal Excuser
Eternal Excusers have endless reasons for why they can never lead the Lemonade Life. Itâs too much work. Itâs too much time. Itâs only for rich people. Their negative mind-set is their own worst enemy. Eternal Excusers spend more time worrying about doing something than actually doing something.
At their core, they are the ultimate complainers. They invented the buzz-kill. They see rain clouds on a sunny day, point out the problems with an offered solution, and usually attribute winning to luck.
From their front-porch rocking chair to the confines of their sofa, action is not their middle name. They love to give their opinion, especially when youâre not asking for it. They are somehow experts on everything (a.k.a. nothing), but when itâs their turn to jump in, they suddenly get cold feet.
Eternal Excusers have expectations about how life âshouldâ be. When those expectations fall short, Eternal Excusers become frustrated. Until they remove their psychological roadblocks and transform their way of thinking, Eternal Excusers cannot lead the Lemonade Life.
Eternal Excuser at a Glance
WHO: Your cynical friend, parent, colleague, or neighbor who could never do that because itâs just too much time, effort, and money.
TAGLINE: âThe system is rigged.â
HAPPINESS DERIVATION: Eternal Excusers gain comfort from their âus versus themâ cocoon and gain power from criticizing other people, places, and things from the safety of their stoop, balcony, or office watercooler.
FIRST QUESTION AT A BACKYARD BBQ: They donât ask questions because they donât care what you have to say. But theyâll be first to respond to your statements with âYeah, but . . .â or âI would have done that, too, if only . . .â
MOST LIKELY TO TELL YOU: That you have a greater chance of being struck by lightning than winning the lottery. However, they still play the lottery regularly and havenât been struck by lightning (yet).
Eternal Excusers make all types of excuses. Here are the five most common:
Five Most Common Excuses from an Eternal Excuser
Excuse #1: Itâs too hard.
Eternal Excusers love to quit before the race begins. Since they magnify roadblocks, they make easy tasks hard and hard tasks harder. Everything is more challenging than it needs to be, and the weight of a challenge crushes the Eternal Excuserâs spirit. Hereâs the thing: few things are as hard as they seem. Even if you think something is hard, thereâs always a solution, and itâs up to you to find one.
This excuse is about lack of creativity and determination.
Excuse #2: It takes too much energy.
Eternal Excusers operate on limited energy. They donât approach life with vigor. Molehills seem like mountains, and mountains take substantial energy to climb. Eternal Excusers have more energy than they realize, but they can only unleash it when they understand their full potential.
This excuse is about lack of motivation.
Excuse #3: I didnât go to a good school.
The school you attended or didnât attend isnât the singular predictor of career achievement. Do you know how many millionaires, billionaires1, and other successful people didnât go to college, dropped out of college, or didnât attend the ârightâ school? Eternal Excusers like to find reasons why they canât do something, and lack of formal credentials is an easy excuse on which to rely.
This excuse is about lack of self-appreciation and self-respect.
Excuse #4: I donât know how to do that.
Guess what? Neither does anyone else. Eternal Excusers create knowledge barriers, as if everyone is born knowing everything. Like Bill Gates used to program mainframe computers as a toddler. The biggest myth about smart and successful people is that they know everything. What separates them from Eternal Excusers is that theyâre not afraid to trust in themselves to do the work to learn more. Theyâre not afraid to admit they donât know everything, or anything, on a given topic. They read, ask questions, take classes, and find a mentor to ensure they level the playing field. In the end, theyâll know more than everyone else, even if it didnât start out that way.
This excuse is about lack of trust in yourself.
Excuse #5: It takes too much time.
Eternal Excusers cite time as a common excuse, as if they have so many other things going on in their life that warrant more attention. We all operate in the same confines of a twenty-four-hour day. However, itâs how you prioritize your time that counts. Do you value your time? If you want something badly enough, youâll find time to make it happen. Youâll rearrange your schedule to give up something to gain something. Youâll invest the time, energy, focus, determination, and dedication to reach your destination. Eternal Excusers should ask whether theyâre devoting the greatest number of hours to the most important things.
This excuse is about lack of prioritization and self-discipline.
Five Signs That You May Be an Eternal Excuser
Now that you know the favorite excuses of an Eternal Excuser, here are five signs to determine if you are one:
Itâs them, not you.
Everything that happens to you is because of other people. They wronged you in some way. They prevented you from getting what you want.
The problem with this mentality? Thereâs no personal accountability. You donât own up to your role. You donât take responsibility for your actions. Itâs always someone elseâs fault. Until you take responsibility for your choices and decisions, the blame game is an easier deflection strategy. Itâs a defensive posture, so you donât have to carry the burden of real work. The irony is that when you take ownership and admit your faults, thatâs when the burden is lifted. Accountability is the greatest form of freedom. You have control of your own destiny, and youâre responsible for all that results from your actions.
Itâs easier in the short term to point the finger at others than point it at yourself.
Itâs impossible for the little guy to win.
Itâs all rigged. All of it. The stock market. Politics. Your job. They run the world, and you donât. They make all the money, and you donât. They take credit while you get none. They always win, and you always lose. You have no options but to operate in their world.
Itâs a defeatist attitude, but all too common. This mentality is a losing one. Youâve diminished your own stature by making yourself the little guy. Youâve conditioned your mind to believe that youâre weaker than you are, slower than you are, and less powerful than you are. Your incessant complaining has stifled your progress, and youâve taught yourself to just accept whatever life throws at you. Life is happening to you. You are in a state of receipt, not of taking.
Itâs not me against the worldâitâs the world against me.
You like to opine from the sideline.
You have a lot to say about everything. You think youâre in the know. Youâre eager to share your thoughts with anyone who will listen, but those thoughts rarely elevate the target. Rather, you prefer to criticize, comment, or tease. When itâs your turn to act, you ...